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I love sad men

Chapter 47 - ofc the book is going to be returned on my now

Chapter 36

Picked this as an easy French read but instead of this being a smexy vampire romance it’s a classic book stuffed with ridiculous philosophical sentences

I’m too far into this book to keep having the same arguments

I didn’t reread the synopsis because I thought I remembered it from YEARS ago but now I’m confused because it’s not what I remember it being

“ You’re not going to hit him on him are you?”
“I mean, yeah, but like respectfully.”😂😂

Ma’am I’m trying to read in public😳

Don’t fuck with this Jessica bitch😂😂

ATE. Left no crumbs.

This is what all your high school and college friends getting married feels like🥹😭

Hands will be thrown if anyone touches a single hair on my precious nes and sar’s head!!!

The word “boob” has been used 30 times in the span of 6 paragraphs 🙄

Omg omg omg i know what’s about to happen😭😭😭

Kale needs the Valkyrie breathing exercises

Elena is giving major middle child behavior

This book is basically over but there is still so much that needs to happen😅😅😅

Manon girl you have a future in stand-up🤣🤣

Typical family reunion😚

Kale salade is making me BLUSSHHHH

Well it’s finally happened… I’ve officially messed up the tandem read 😩🙃🫠

😱

Elide and I are on the same wavelength🤤

Good thing UTIs don’t exist in fantasy worlds😚

Not the velvet-wrapped steel😭😭