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I love how you can tell who Jordan named vs who Sanderson named because Jordan’s side characters will be named stuff like Ramshalan, Aradhall and Talanvor, and Sanderson will name them shit like Sleet, Curb, and Deep 💀 non-binary ass names for a Mormon

I need Mat’s stupid letter to Elayne framed and hung on my wall because what the actual fuck was that

My affection for random borderlanders needs to be studied

WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K IS GOING ON

Hey wait this is better than I expected

Imagine being so annoying to literally everyone around you that even the dark one himself doesn’t want you as an ally

“There’s good drama in there. Turn to page 4”

I feel like there are better ways to convey Rand’s flawed mindset than “I must get harder” and it’s a wonder that both Jordan AND Sanderson missed this

So we’re doing crazy shit well before the last 10% I see

ALL HAIL EGWENE AL’VERE MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE. GAWAIN IS JUST SOME GUY MY LADY BUT THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU IS REAL!!!

I can’t get past the fact that he’s essentially cold stone and yet Bella is so ready to pounce on him regardless of it

Sanderson’s character work is much more blatant and straightforward than Jordan’s. A little too on the nose, but after so many books of so many details that could be needless clouding the aim of every scene, it’s kind of nice

Cadsuane admitting she’s old as fuck partially out of spite was not on my bingo card but is welcome regardless

He’s doing well so far!

Don’t fuck this one up, Sanderson

How is there so little happening this far in

This girl’s classmates do not deserve her

I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS AND THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS