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War crimes coming in hot with this one

I need several family trees

This book is 42x better than the first. Thank goodness

This book makes me want smell-o-vision

This fella is cutting off his own hand ???

Let’s get back to the rebellion. Too much deadly youth capture the flag

This gal is love drunk on alien 🍆

So this is exactly what I expected but also not.

Human women abducted
Saved by big blue alien man
It gets slutty but also kinda sweet.

READING THIS FOR SCIENCE 😘

vodka on the rocks 🚩🚩🚩

The scary this is this is a story almost all women have heard or lived before. We all have a woman in our lives who picked a man like this and shares a cautionary tale over tea or in kitchens. It’s a story told in whispers and I am so happy Belle is saying it with her full chest.

Absolute rage “can you make me a sandwich”