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YES BAILEY I LOVE U GIRL WE DO NOT ACCEPT GERSHWIN SLANDER IN THIS HOUSE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

“I could still hear his deep voice moaning about questionable meat on the airplane.”

Was this really necessary

Oh also my rom-com formula still stands for this book (I think I posted it in my Upside of Falling updates)

Hmm I should make a new and improved formula

My cookies and cream ice cream didn’t have enough of the chocolate sauce + cookies layer and now I’m sad 😔🥀

Look I know I bash on rom-com books like these and I’m not saying this one is better than the rest, but at least Lynn has a fun way of wording things and gives her characters a semblance of a personality

“I still couldn’t listen to the Taylor Swift album that’d been popular at the time, because it made me cry.”

Ts pmo icl 🥀🪫

(Continuation) like unless you have a crazy overbite or something braces aren’t that noticeable- I literally have braces myself and I’ve had people be like “what you had braces?? I never noticed.” IT’S NOT NOTICEABLE ENOUGH ON MOST PEOPLE TO SUDDENLY REDUCE ONE’S HOTNESS POINTS BY 75%. And lowkey some girls even look better with braces smh 😭 anyways that’s my rant bye

Hello first off all can we please stop writing the “She would be pretty if her hair wasn’t poofy and she got rid of her braces” trope? It’s so overused and stereotypical and plus, it’s not like those things automatically make you look “nerdy.” Hello there’s so many girls that have poofy hair and are LETHAL- also braces aren’t that noticeable unless you have a crazy overbite, like (hang on)

WHOOOOOOOOOO PREDICTION WAS RIGHT

Nuh uh

MAK MY POOKIEEEEEEEEE

“So bow at my feet with a sneer, if you must. I won’t see it with your face to the ground.”

Oh I fear she ate with this one

“You are to be a lady. Poised and graceful and demure.”

LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO DEMURE AND MINDFUL

Oh so everybody dies!! Lovely

No because I love how I checked this out at the library ages ago because I thought the cover was aesthetic and the blurb seemed interesting (I didn’t get a chance to read it before I had to return it though) and now suddenly it’s popular?? Trendsetter fr

Wait- Scarlett’s dress is changing on its own but I thought she lost the fated dress in the last book??

Ugh why am I already past halfway…. :(

Oh diva I’m obsessed with the illustrations I fear

I love how Stephanie can write in ways that would be considered bad or lazy when it comes to other authors, but for her it works (example: using “thing” “something” “someone” “people” and having very basic descriptions)

Lmaooooo I was at like 40% of the way and then I couldn’t sleep last night so I read a bunch and finished the book at like 3am

I think the author has a blue eyes fetish

15 PAGES LEFT I’M SO CLOSE

“And when he kissed me, I searched for metaphors, for similes. For the “like” and the “as,” but I couldn’t think of a single thing but how it felt to have him so close to me.”

LMFAO bro just gave up

““I used to categorize my days,” I told him. “Some were worth remembering and some I wanted to forget.””

Oh yeah, that plot point that was mentioned in the first chapter and never brought up again!

““You’re falling in love?” he asked.
“I am,” I said, wiping a tear off my cheek, “and it’s greater than any book I ever read.””

Considering that you both have the personalities of a cardboard box, I find that hard to believe.

Are we supposed to sympathize with the man that cheated on his wife of nearly 20 years for THREE WHOLE MONTHS?

STILL 28 PAGES LEFT?? Kill me now.

Me when they finally kiss for real: 😐🫥

“Brett smiled, pressed his check into my palm. “Only real.””

CHECK LMAOAOAOAAOOAOOOO how about u check ur spelling