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They did what over the sea?

Everyone here sucks major style

Kaladin.

Puppies ! :D

Rip my goat.

Jodie is the only man I do not have beef with

Fuck all the men actually

Fuck you, Tate.

So far I do not enjoy this. Also anyone who tells you this is an accurate depiction of people in the South is LYING TO YOU. The characters speak every thought out loud. They don’t need to.

Nah they lost me again.

Honestly I was not vibing with this book at all at first but now it’s really starting to grow on me. A mean knight with morals, a sinful priest, and a little prophet of a girl… also I expect it to be more historical fiction than it is and that pleases me greatly.

Gross. Also I read this is a ‘dark romance’ and literally what is dark about it? Vandalism and teenage arguments?

Actually it’s like riverdale. This also isn’t a compliment.

This is what I thought high school would be like when I was in middle school. This isn’t a compliment.

Now I hate the dad too

Oh also it takes an idiot to represent themself in court, even if they were once a lawyer

I still hate the mom.

“So how can you claim
to love both of them equally? How can you say that you haven't been favoring
one child in your decisions?”
“Aren't you asking me to do that very thing?” Sara asks.
“Only this time, to favor the other child?”

Girl literally no you’re asking to think for the first time ever of your other child.

The mom pisses me off