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restarted and caught up to where I was, 1:43

Wow. Amazing amazing narrative I’m loving it, I love how it’s two people so clearly different but so similar

Yeah I’d be fucking terrified too Bella I’d also be shoving my whole fist in my mouth to mute the screams of terror

When will it end for you girl 💔

Ugh holden is a guilty pleasure kind of character because I see why people call him the king of victimizing and complaining but ARENT WE ALL?! He’s just being confessional as ever and I wish people were more honest tbh even if it feels irritating

Ohhhhh comeon now he’s sad addictive AND broke

“What I did, I started talking, sort of out
loud, to Allie.”💔💔💔 Holden let me give you a hug clearly nobody’s held u in a while 💔💔

Woahhh so THATS why marek is so grotesque now I really really feel bad for lil bro 💔

So villiam is basically a tall skinny lord farquaad got it

Safe to say I am enthralled and might finish the 100 pages today after my chores & the tiny bites I will take at my long list of assignments due in a few days (oh well). Will need restraints to stop further reading.

Woah. All I can say is this is definitely hard to put down, and I’ve never read anything like it but clearly it’s got something that’s keeping me roped in. It’s just so perverse compared to anything else I’ve read in a good way

For ina and Jude’s connections to marek: oh wow. Very milkman esc and among other things this is really reminding me of Song of Solomon which I also loooooved

Awwwww he doesn’t want to be with somebody if it’s not Jane 💔💔 real 💔💔💔

Oh my god 😭 he’s deadass equally funny as he is emo and annoying it’s amazing

Holden hella relatable and a real New Yorker lmao

Helllllllooooooo ottessa 😈

I love that jesse is literally Mona if not worse when it comes to snooping they’re gonna be gay besties

“I only watch prison movies now” BAAAAAAAAAH 😭

OH HELL YEAH LETS FUCKING GO MONA LET IT RIP LIKE BEYBLADE HUSSY

WARREN! WARREN! WARRENNNNNNNN!

He’s actually literally living rent free in her mind…

Uhm… TWENTY SEVEN??? HELLO??? WHAT

Oh my god… the progression of “mora” and Betty is so good… from maid to client to forced bff to spying on her ex lover 😭

Conning a conwoman… well done girlie

“he was innocent, and Mona was just a large dumb animal” LMFAO

Oh my god did she really not do anything after seeing that? All of the evidence? Hello? I get that it’s probably also triggering to her, but break the cycle damn

Her getting caught behind the couch taking the photos is soooo Aubrey plaza coded idk why

Oh. That’s when she pretended when she was dead. Oh 😕

Always hits a little closer to home when it’s portrayed from that perspective

Girl WHAAAAAAT are you DOING 😭 STOP IT PLEASE YOU FREAK

Girl you are tripping stop farting and shut the fuck up about the snakes 😭 GET OUTTT OF THEIR HOUSE 😭

Calling it now she’s gonna trip because they’re weed brownies and have a whole religious Angel experience