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I bet this guy is besties with Dan Brown

He’s JUST been given the name Pilgrim btw

I feel sick

“Everyone agreed on one thing - Christos would have been handsome if it weren’t for his height” that’s so savage Terry

Shit’s about to go down, isn’t it?

So this is one of those books that you flip once you’re done with the first half and there’s another story intertwined with the first and they’ve printed all the front matter in both sides - Gareth really committed to the bit

Is this going to be my favourite Mariana Zapata book?!

No way she bakes cakes to make sure people like her RIP ME

Girlie is in desperate need of an editor

The universe keeps making me pick up books about chronic people pleasers and it’s starting to get offensive

Already cried twice

Kicking off my new favourite game of ‘Which will I finish first: an audiobook or a jigsaw?’

BRING ME DEX ARCHER

And this is why you don’t let men who’ve lied about their name into your house that’s all I’m saying