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Tea is on page 47 of 229 of The Last Battle (The Chronicles of Narnia, #7)
This monkey fucking SUCKS
— Mar 26, 2026 04:34PM Add a comment
The Last Battle (The Chronicles of Narnia, #7)

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Tea is on page 124 of 268 of The Silver Chair (Chronicles of Narnia, #6)
Seems pretty incredible that all you know is some green lady kidnapped a dude and then you meet some green lady and go “i trust her”
— Jan 30, 2026 03:41AM Add a comment
The Silver Chair (Chronicles of Narnia, #6)

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Tea is on page 240 of 272 of The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)
If I hadn’t made this clear before I would die for that weird little mouse
— Jan 26, 2026 05:46PM 1 comment
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)

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Tea is on page 128 of 272 of The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)
I don’t know about you but I’m not sure that becoming a cool fucking dragon is really punishment for being a cunt for the first 100 pages
— Jan 26, 2026 12:14PM Add a comment
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)

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Tea is on page 27 of 48 of Bolsover Castle (English Heritage Red Guides)
riveting stuff English Heritage. riveting.
— Jan 26, 2026 04:18AM Add a comment
Bolsover Castle (English Heritage Red Guides)

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Tea is on page 175 of 240 of Prince Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia, #4)
Lewis does an excellent job of making the most unlikeable children at times
— Jan 25, 2026 02:08AM Add a comment
Prince Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia, #4)

Tea
Tea is on page 142 of 240 of Prince Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia, #4)
Every so often you get a Subtle Sexism™️ and it’s funny because you go “oh yeah this shit is old”
— Jan 23, 2026 01:54AM Add a comment
Prince Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia, #4)

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Tea is on page 13 of 48 of Bolsover Castle (English Heritage Red Guides)
Fuck me I forgot how boring fuckers who are obsessed with horses are
— Jan 21, 2026 08:50AM Add a comment
Bolsover Castle (English Heritage Red Guides)

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Tea is on page 151 of 241 of The Horse and His Boy (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)
Nothing speaks to me more than an unmotivated horse
— Jan 18, 2026 09:02AM Add a comment
The Horse and His Boy (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)

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Tea is on page 120 of 241 of The Horse and His Boy (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)
the horse and his boy walk into a bar and the bartender goes: “hey shouldn’t it be the boy and his horse” and the horse goes “well actu-“ and the bartender goes “holy fuck that’s a talking horse”
— Jan 18, 2026 04:24AM Add a comment
The Horse and His Boy (The Chronicles of Narnia, #3)

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Tea is on page 180 of 206 of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia, #2)
The king has returned, long live the king
— Jan 16, 2026 03:59PM Add a comment
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia, #2)

Tea
Tea is on page 86 of 206 of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia, #2)
honestly fuck Edmund he’s such a little bitch
— Jan 14, 2026 03:54AM Add a comment
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia, #2)

Tea
Tea is on page 140 of 221 of The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)
#WhatWouldTheCabDriverDo?
— Jan 01, 2026 05:11PM Add a comment
The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)

Tea
Tea is on page 98 of 221 of The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)
What do you mean Polly just LEFT?
— Dec 29, 2025 05:33PM Add a comment
The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)

Tea
Tea is on page 52 of 221 of The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)
yeah no fuck Andrew. at least the guinea pig is happy
— Dec 28, 2025 04:50PM Add a comment
The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)

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Tea is on page 24 of 221 of The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)
I don’t trust this Uncle Andrew fella, he seems like a nonce
— Dec 28, 2025 04:24PM Add a comment
The Magician's Nephew (The Chronicles of Narnia, #6)


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Tea is 40% done with The Right Stuff
this is such a fucking slog
— Jan 27, 2025 11:32AM Add a comment
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