Emily McDaniel > Recent Status Updates

TWO FIDDY. Anyway, I’m loving this book.

Don’t talk to me, I’m busy reading. :0

RAH.

I’m so confused about what this is supposed to be about, but I’m here for it.

CLEO.

I love Princess Donut

It’s interesting for sure.

Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up. Externally I’m 😐. Internally I’m 😢.

Still confused. I’m getting timeline whiplash every paragraph. If I could plot on a graph how the story is going, it’d look like spaghetti.

I’m confused but whatever.

I’m currently loving this book.

I love this book. It’s so freaking heartwarming.

Goal: finish this stupid book before February. If I don’t, I’m throwing it against a wall and never picking it up again.

“Nao doesn’t need medication. She’s Japanese.”
Girl what???

I’m crawling through this book ten pages at a time. But trust, the second Thanksgiving hits imma be hitting the ground running speed reading through this biiiiiiiiiii cause it’s so good.

“But the old ladies…omg! They were totally different sizes and shapes, some with huge fat boobs and others with just flaps of skin and nipples like drawer knobs, and bellies like the skin on top of boiled milk when you push it to the side of the cup.”

I’m sorry, but what am I even reading lol. This is too funny.