Emily McDaniel > Recent Status Updates

Goal: finish this stupid book before February. If I don’t, I’m throwing it against a wall and never picking it up again.

“Nao doesn’t need medication. She’s Japanese.”
Girl what???

I’m crawling through this book ten pages at a time. But trust, the second Thanksgiving hits imma be hitting the ground running speed reading through this biiiiiiiiiii cause it’s so good.

“But the old ladies…omg! They were totally different sizes and shapes, some with huge fat boobs and others with just flaps of skin and nipples like drawer knobs, and bellies like the skin on top of boiled milk when you push it to the side of the cup.”

I’m sorry, but what am I even reading lol. This is too funny.

Okay Corbin.

FFS, two characters FINALLY got together.

BOOM

This book is too wholesome. Can’t stop won’t stop.

Space space space space.

Dr. Chef aka A Grove of Trees Where Friends Meet to Watch the Moons Align During a Sunset in Mid. What a name.

Idk man. This book is kinda depressing.

Love this book.

OKAY MARY ELIZABETH.

MILKSHAKES.

Finally got my stubby little hands on this book. Mwahaha.

Space politics, usurpation, and MURDER.

I’m reading at a snails pace rn.

Donut got drunk. Drunk Donut. Donut do be drunk. Drunk. Donut. Donut is drunk.

“Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.” Donut wants a cocktail lmao.

Worms? No. Nope. No thank you very much.