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There’s no hate like Christian love

The reread no one saw coming

This book is written in aggressively first person pov

The biggest plot twist of the series is realising Jacob’s POV is actually the most fun I’ve had reading Twilight… he is still a creep though, don’t get it twisted…

I was a little dejected seeing Jacob gets 200+ pages of POV, until I remembered it means a break from Bella’s mind. No more Mormon propaganda, no more looping conversations about turning into a vampire. But… at what cost, when Jacob will look at a baby and go “mine.” Pedo.

Not this book being the size of a mammoth

This book screams “written by a man” if I have to read the word ‘sonofabitch’ one more time istg

also … her LIPS are stitched. Screaming and throwing up rn

A reread but for a good cause

I feel like I’m the one going insane

Reading but also acknowledging J.K is a miserable person who shouldn’t be allowed on twitter at her old age.

Allegedly I’ve read this book for ‘book club’ but I genuinely have no recollection of these events. So I will reread it and hope it sticks this time I guess.

Dear friends, don’t judge me for this log. I just wanna be a lil tipsy and have a good time giggling. You never know, could be top ten of the year (I say knowing I’m gonna hate this ride more than a Stephan King book)