Colby > Recent Status Updates

wait ... maybe i am out

Oh, I AM IN

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the friend is annoying

Oh period , I’m in

I actually have to take a break

a KEY?? based on what merit? trauma?

this better not become a big miscommunication issue....

She was an Olympian??

🤮🤮🤮

he never loses his cool and is known as the fun energetic one. that's why he is called sparky., because he brings energy and fun... Why are you trying to convince me that he is fun when all we have seen is him be moody and a downer??

Also, you told us once that you respect consent but based on the way you and your friends talk about women... I don't believe it.

SHOW DON'T TELL PEOPLE, please. I beg

“I would never touch a girl without her consent, of course.” …right… I believe you for sure… 🤨

Title card already?

immediate trigger warning for self-harm...

“I didn’t even know that they were sisters which means that I was a toad.”

is this supposed to be cute ??

she is so small and dainty and he is so big a strong

🤢

What is this weird power struggle for an alien worm?

Why does it feel like so much has happened and yet nothing at all