Emi M > Recent Status Updates

I love Andy Weir and I love that he learned how to write good dialogue between the Martian and Hail Mary. Good for him

Pretty convinced this whole thing was a Project Hail Mary rough draft, tho Watney and Grace are SUPER different

I’ve decided this is God’s Most Random Book. So why is it…. Good????

What is this book? What has every Mormon read it? Why is it in every household I’ve ever babysat for? Like…. It looks self-published so HOW has it achieved this level of quiet success and how are there SO MANY OF THEM?!

On which page I had to put the book down to go to sleep and promptly dreamed ALL NIGHT trying to figure out ways he could GET HOME

Ngl this is the most anxiety-inducing book I have ever read and I cannot tell if it’s bc I’ve been anxious lately or if this book is genuinely whack a doodle doo but I’m leaning towards option 2 and I might DNF

On which page Dumbledore’s mom is described as Native American?! The things these movies left out dawg

Book Ginny is seriously so rad

Between reading this growing up, and having to spend an entire semester studying Watergate, it’s no real surprise to that I’ve never had one iota of respect for the government…..

Professor Grubbly-Plank has a hyphenated last name and a buzzcut? Here there be lesbians

On which page Slytherin’s Pansy Parkinson is a racist cow towards Angelina Johnson my WORD

On which page Sirius’s hair is long again and therefore all is right in the world

Girl did her PTSD research *snaps*

This woman understands teenagers

On which page Hermione is described as “very brown.” Thought you outta know

Figure if I’m gonna be sick today might as well go on and read my fave one

Ya know I’ve never actually reread these

My sweet summer child, you cannot simply take drugs from strangers every time you get sad something terrible is going to happen to you so very soon

Why is everything colors

Putting off finishing this bc I’m scared

Sometimes you just need to revisit your middle school faves

Had to take a lil mental health break from this one

Here tf we go

Crying in the gym count so far: 3

Here tf we go

I love my slow non-fiction reads ☺️

Had to take a break so I don’t become absolutely convinced I have tuberculosis lololololz

I’m putting off finishing this at this point I don’t have time to cry for six hours today

that’s RIGHT BOYS FIGHT IT OUT AND THEN GO BACK TO BEING IN LOVE T.T