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My mental health is gonna get slapped like the bass of a drum with this one 💀💀💀

I am physically sick bruh

I’m obsessing over this thank the lord

A lobotomy sounds more appealing than this

Did I just finished one bad ALC to start another bad ALC? This has to be a fever dream. I’m stuck in a loop. The water was tainted. I am sure of it.

I’d lobotomize myself with a rusty hanger before I gave the MMC a chance 😇

Lord give me the strength

If I had my way, I would put the MMC in a chastity cage and muzzle and throw away the key… guys a certified douche canoe 🤮🤮🤮

Piper has me in a chokehold with this series 🧎‍♀️

Huge thank you to Hambright PR but I might be DNF’ing this already! The prologue made my skin crawl in the most cringey way.

This one isn’t hitting for me like the others do

I am foaming at the mouth brutha

Finished book two and I swear I cried for most of it

I am foaming at the mouth while also SOBBING ON LASH DAY…


FML brutha

I think my husband listened to this without me…

I just finished Fall With Me and I have thoughts about this one…

If there was a stowaway in my car, they would need their hearing checked because I screeched the whole time while listening to this ALC

Feral

I am feral rn

I had told myself I was going to finish this today… I’m disappointed in myself and you can be too

Turning off this ALC feels like it’s taking years off my life

I love a broken and broody MMC 🤷‍♀️

I went into this completely blind and let me tell you that I am on the edge of my seat

Some might say that I am twerking down on that bad boy

I would call out of work to finish this but I feel as though that would be frowned upon.. just a feeling 🤷‍♀️

Janice has me by the throat

I am telling you that this will CURE ME. I am sure of it.