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I love receiving one of my most anticipated ARCs and then being able to twerk down on a bad boy, naw mean?




I feel like one of these days I should make you a Maria dictionary.

There are multiple reasons why I am considering DNFing but two of those reasons are the nicknames “my poet” and “spark.” I said what I said.

Have I contemplated DNF’ing this over 5 times already? Cannot confirm or deny.

I will get back to it

Look I picked up Brimstone today!! Someone be proud of me.

If I didn’t have to be up at 5:30 am for a doctors appointment, I would stay up all night

There will be no peace or quiet in this house and all I want to do is sit down with this damn book

This is just making me realize how badly I need to be medicated for my ADHD 💀💀💀

I’m starting to like this more but holy freaking quirky, naw mean??

Remember that one time I said I was gonna twerk down on this thang today?? Yeah well I forgot my mother in law comes into town tomorrow, we had to get David’s car from the shop, there were chores to be done and that my meds put me down immediately. I will get after this again soon.

Tomorrow I have no plans in the evening and I will twerk down on this MF the way I want to

This might be too quirky for my liking

I just have no time and energy right now but I swear to you I am locked tf in

This might be a little too quirky for my liking

I always get concerned when we are this far and things seem too good to be actually good.. yah know?

Catherine has me by the throat but I am too tired

I told myself I was going to finish this today but instead I fought of the rest of my two day migraine, had ✨🌈 anxiety 🌈✨ and went to a book signing 🤷‍♀️

Dude is kind of a dick

Dude is always yelling

So close but so far

I said it before, I’ll say it again! Daddy Monty is hot!! 👏👏

I have literally been squawking like a parrot on a perch since 11/15/2023 that we needed a Miller’s hot dad book… and it’s finally here BABY!!!


I am absolutely feral.

I’m trying