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"Betty hurried out of the car with her heart doing a full gymnastic routine. As she passed through the gate, her heart pulled the splits. It embarked on a few springing jumps as she ran up the path. Then, when she reached the front door, her heart did a complete somersault." masterpiece

lmao this is terrible and good at the same time. at leasts it feels like the writer owns up to it

does anyone else get really excited when reading about start up culture? makes one feel like taking the big risks right there and then :)