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Memnon please come home the kids miss you!!!!

If a man bought me a big beautiful house with a three-story library I’d splay myself out on the dining room table with an apple in my mouth

I KNEW IT!! literally had to look to my imaginary audience but I called that shit and I’m lowkey into it HEHEHE I don’t care!!! Alex could sneak through this window any time he wanted!!

Crew? Viper? Alex? Reid the stalker?? My head is spinning and there’s too many men to yearn for I fear

Wanted a dark romance palette cleanser and goddamn did I get it.. absolutely devoured the first 20% of this book

Selene has more of a moral compass than me because if I were with Memnon id be barefoot, canning fruits, and on my 5th pregnancy by now

Rose wants five guys and isn’t talking ab burgers.. HOT DAMN

I want to kick Farron’s teeth in

The throne room scene w rose, kel, AND cas?? BRING ME THERE BRING ME THERE I WANNA GO THERE!!!

Caspian is SO toxic but I that spicy scene me dropping down into a split PHEWWW

I feel like a kid on christmas hehe I can’t wait to keep reading

The slow burn is slow burning and I’m BEGGING for some action dear lord

Plot has been great but I can’t stop thinking ab how brynne used the word “channel” to describe a 🐱 so now I’m just pissed off

Oh I already know I’m gonna looooove this one

If Lowe and Misery aren’t mated I’m launching my fist through the drywall

Lowe “Take all you need” Moreland has got me frothing at the mouth good golly!!!

I’m not normally into wolves but I’d let Lowe maul me (this book has gotten much better praise god)

The world building and diplomacy between species is lowkey confusing to me but I’m just here to have fun so whatever

I’d learn how to surf on a shark’s back while playing the fucking ukulele just for Enzo to spit on me idc

This book ripped my heart to shreds, shit on it, and then pieced it back together again omfg

Hey! This book absolutely ruining my emotional and mental state!!

Is Dread an asshole? Yes. Would I get on all fours and bark if he asked me to? Also yes.

I truly must have the morals of a wet napkin bc I would fold for dread like a mf lawn chair

Smut was so good I went cross eyed for a good 5 minutes

“You’re going to meet God in one of two ways, Reverie,” I whisper. “Either way, I’ll be between your legs when you do.” I’m shaking in my boots rn

MINA STAND TF UP!!! He’s matching your freak and you’re apprehensive??? I’m so sick of this shit

Mina sneaking into his house and literally making herself at home is so real it pains me

In another life this is me and Drew Starkey