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EXCITING GUESS WHO BOUGHT HER BIRTHDAY GIFT(s)

2026 is the year of the lesbians!!! i’ve heard the plot is a bit confusing, but danmei has prepared me for this 🫡

fever dream ass chapter, wtf is happening

“How about this: bark for me, and once I’m satisfied, I’ll spare you.”

“Gritting his teeth, he curled himself into a ball and rolled a few times in the snow before standing up a short distance away.”

i’m starting to understand whats happening but i’m gonna need the ji family tree written out clearly cause i have no clue how many generations are relevant and at play here

also my fyp is feeling me content from this series, i now know that it takes 2 books for them to get together and there are lots of freaky images to keep our attention focused throughout the political talk about grain in ancient china lol

feeling rather confused, very glad that the main love interest pulled up cause i’m going a little insane just reading about interrogations and imprisonment

(and okay mr angry, pop off)(the art is great too)

initial impressions: not another dude who dresses in all white?? bro looks exactly like chu wanning bro, and the other dude looks like grown xue meng… yikes

also there’s a map?? the political side is about to go crazy i just know it

AWWW MY SHEILAS I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR

also shoutout to liyu for making a women’s federation and bringing women’s rights to ancient china

who would’ve thought i’d be reading mpreg on new year’s eve… (this surprises no one)

i’m usually a hater of a pregnancy trope, but liyu and tianchi are cute so they get a pass (also it wasn’t explained in great detail, shoutout to the magical system)

don’t like how they draw characters of colour’s lips

five books and i get hit with a goddamn lightsaber?? smh

why are they always so violent with it? can’t they just slowly go about this consensually

AKI IS SO CUTE AND I LIVE HER, good riddance of her shitty abusive ex

thank GOD the art got better, i could take a bite out of suzuki jdhsidjjejej like why were they both build like brick walls at first, he’s a latin dancer for gods sake!!!

still some questionable stuff but it’s much nicer on the eyes :P

they’re pissing me off again, how are they making out and then still convinced they aren’t gay. like girl what other possible explanation even is there???

also not sure how to feel about a lesbian and a gay man saying that they’re together (not in a lavender marriage kind of way) and them calling it a miracle… odd choices by the author

oh shit the book is pulling through with some killer plot, wasn’t sure a palace drama would hit as hard as a cultivation novel but i’m pleasantly surprised

“you are such a failure as a human being” wtf that came out of nowhere and was so unwarranted

oh my god the poison is cured and he can speak??

hey, so how can we be homophobic and making out with tongue in the same chapter? the math isn’t mathing

i’m absolutely obsessed with the movie, so i’m giving the og manga a try… but good lord the art is bad, not just style wise, the anatomy is just straight up wonky

and chapter 3.5 has racist undertones?? what are these stereotypes about latinxs??

the chapter titles are still TOO GOOD, i must share:

Chapter 126: Horny, Lusty Fish

and then

Chapter 134: Fish Riding Donkey

immediately followed by

Chapter 135: Fish Riding Husband

like PLEASE these are taking me out

i really like ye qinghuan, he’s just a silly guy

well i guess it serves him right for joking about mpreg in book 2

prince jing 🤝 hua cheng : eating the absolute garbage meals that their boyfriends cook without battent an eye

things are currently cutesy

unfortunately it’s time to lock in for an assignment, so i have to say bye bye to the book for a little while

speedran chapter 10, only got 3 answers right but for a v/f and multiple choice i’ll take my chances on tomorrow’s test

going slightly less insane and i got most of the questions right

kill me, why has it taken me an hour to read 18 pages (chapter 9 is 43 pages), i also have to read chapter 10 for tomorrow morning’s test

yikes… almost 6 hours of reading today… i have a final tomorrow

THE CHAPTER TITLES ARE SO SILLY

the lioness does not concern herself about her fellow readers seeing the strange titles of the danmei novels she reads

side note: this is so cute and funny, i very much needed a light read in my life