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i should be allowed to count the fanfics i’m reading instead of my books toward the reading challenge

“look here comes a lover of mine and a lover of hers”
sylvius: this is my girlfriend, phoebe, and phoebe’s girlfriend rosalind, and rosalind’s boyfriend orlando

i’m getting pissed off at like every single man in this book but then daisy or karen will say a single line that just destroys someone’s entire career and it’s keeping me sane

the immediate “nobody calls it that!” to shortening san francisco to “frisco” is so real

is reading this at the same time that i’m doing my pride and prejudice reread a good idea? no
am i gonna keep doing it? yes

citra and rowan are SO angsty OH MY GODDDD

ik hamlets supposed to be annoying but i can’t take him seriously enough to be annoyed😭 like he’s just an emo theatre kid making passive aggressive plays and gayly playing the recorder at his best friend instead of killing his uncle and it’s such a mood

helping annabeth after she got stabbed helped baby will heal from michael’s death i can’t 😭

the parallel of miranda’s gift and card to the gifts from her parents is actually gonna make me cry

“i don’t like knowing people in the context of things. Because once that context ends, so does the friendship. I yearn to know the people I love deeply and intimately-without, context, without boxes, and i year. for them to know me that way, too.”

Evie’s pulling a romeo and juliet right?

don’t get me wrong, i feel bad that the traitor is evie’s dad, but i’m just glad it’s the straight man and not the lesbians

“clearing his throat, he shrugged his hand out from under hers, stretching his fingers wide to relieve the sensation” HE DID THE MR DARCY THING

TOBY CALLS AVERY HORRIBLE GIRL BECAUSE JACKSON CALLED HIM HORRIBLE BOY I AM UNWELL

toby really has no thoughts other than “fuck my dad” and “my entire purpose is to be in love with this girl i met five minutes ago (who hates me)” and it’s the most hawthorne thing ever

“let’s face it, it’s always been a death trap hasn’t it?”
“yes but it’s my death trap, goddamnit”

lockwood taking lucy to his family’s graves for a date is the most in character thing he’s ever done

“he was distracted, deep in thought. i knew the signs, the thrill of the chase was on him. me, i was just happy for us to stroll together, side by side.” SOULMATES YOUR HONOR

“just how british are you people? don’t just stand in line! kill somebody!”
a) I. FUCKING. CONIC
b) is the skull not british????

“you okay with that luce?”
“thats why you brought me in”
“i know, but you need to be happy with it”
i can’t with them. lockwoods just being adorable STOP PUSHING HIM AWAY

“once in a while you have to be a little reckless; that’s a skill i learned somewhere” THIS BOOK IS GONNA FUCKING KILL ME WHAT THE HELL STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT LOCKWOOD

“kat godwin was just as stiff as id been when first meeting holly; our assistant seemed to affect girls that way.” …she turns them?

“drawing out a silver blade.” aren’t you supposed to be the GoLDen BlAdE??

“i was having dark thoughts about waffles” IM SORRY WHAT

“unless they want to jump twenty feet into a pitch black hole. and who would be prepared to do that?” you sir, underestimate the idiocy of anthony james lockwood

“the city is quite pretty when you can’t see all the ghosts’ i glanced at him ‘so…’ he grinned at me ‘so…’” GUYS YOURE LIKE FIVE SECONDS FROM BEING SHOT STOO ACTING LIKE YOURE ON A DATE

“you will all work well together without sarcasm,insults or, above all, swordplay. do you understand?” does barnes know his children or what?

the way i immediately clocked the inscription as a shakespeare quote (also foreshadowing with fairfax playing othello???)

“his face was uniquely slappable-a nun would have ached to punch him- while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick”
lucy carlyle, we thank you for your amazing internal monologue

i’m actually so worried abt doreen, idk if she’s important enough to the story for anything to happen to her, but i’m very scared lenny will shoot her