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Evie’s pulling a romeo and juliet right?

don’t get me wrong, i feel bad that the traitor is evie’s dad, but i’m just glad it’s the straight man and not the lesbians

“clearing his throat, he shrugged his hand out from under hers, stretching his fingers wide to relieve the sensation” HE DID THE MR DARCY THING

TOBY CALLS AVERY HORRIBLE GIRL BECAUSE JACKSON CALLED HIM HORRIBLE BOY I AM UNWELL

toby really has no thoughts other than “fuck my dad” and “my entire purpose is to be in love with this girl i met five minutes ago (who hates me)” and it’s the most hawthorne thing ever

“let’s face it, it’s always been a death trap hasn’t it?”
“yes but it’s my death trap, goddamnit”

lockwood taking lucy to his family’s graves for a date is the most in character thing he’s ever done

“he was distracted, deep in thought. i knew the signs, the thrill of the chase was on him. me, i was just happy for us to stroll together, side by side.” SOULMATES YOUR HONOR

“just how british are you people? don’t just stand in line! kill somebody!”
a) I. FUCKING. CONIC
b) is the skull not british????

“you okay with that luce?”
“thats why you brought me in”
“i know, but you need to be happy with it”
i can’t with them. lockwoods just being adorable STOP PUSHING HIM AWAY

“once in a while you have to be a little reckless; that’s a skill i learned somewhere” THIS BOOK IS GONNA FUCKING KILL ME WHAT THE HELL STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT LOCKWOOD

“kat godwin was just as stiff as id been when first meeting holly; our assistant seemed to affect girls that way.” …she turns them?

“drawing out a silver blade.” aren’t you supposed to be the GoLDen BlAdE??

“i was having dark thoughts about waffles” IM SORRY WHAT

“unless they want to jump twenty feet into a pitch black hole. and who would be prepared to do that?” you sir, underestimate the idiocy of anthony james lockwood

“the city is quite pretty when you can’t see all the ghosts’ i glanced at him ‘so…’ he grinned at me ‘so…’” GUYS YOURE LIKE FIVE SECONDS FROM BEING SHOT STOO ACTING LIKE YOURE ON A DATE

“you will all work well together without sarcasm,insults or, above all, swordplay. do you understand?” does barnes know his children or what?

the way i immediately clocked the inscription as a shakespeare quote (also foreshadowing with fairfax playing othello???)

“his face was uniquely slappable-a nun would have ached to punch him- while his backside cried out to heaven for a well-placed kick”
lucy carlyle, we thank you for your amazing internal monologue

i’m actually so worried abt doreen, idk if she’s important enough to the story for anything to happen to her, but i’m very scared lenny will shoot her

benedick: no, i don’t love beatrice *hundreds of sonnets written about beatrice fall out of his pockets, all of which he spent hours on bc this bitch CAN NOT write poetry* those aren’t mine

what people think frakenstein was like making the monster: *over the top ITS ALIVE with maniacal laughter*
what he’s actually like: oh yeah i raised someone from the dead but he’s like hella annoying so i just let him go *TWO YEARS LATER* whoops, guess i shouldn’t have done that oh well

a) this is not enemies to lovers this is enemies and lovers… simultaneously
b)the hot to go is fucking legendary

“but the second grayson put jameson on the ground, someone did the same to him, swiping his legs out from underneath him. avery. ‘nicely executed’ nash told her.”
nash being proud of avery’s abilities to kick his brothers ass is so in character lol

are gigi and slate problematic? bc like if they end up together is it stockholm syndrome

holy shit i just had to stop reading from the second hand embarrassment wtf

“‘gone to find the others please don’t leave’ the please was underlined. twice.”
does luther know his impulsive girlfriend or does luther know his impulsive girlfriend?

“take this at least.” he pulled a sheathed dagger from his boot and tucked it into my waistband “and this. Oh and take-“

taran being an a+ mom friend and making sure diem can kill someone at all times <3

“do not expect me to hold my tongue while you give your heart to a man you had to beg to keep from walking away, a man who only agreed to marry you when you offered him a throne” THANK YOU LUTHER FOR HAVING SOME FUCKING SENSE

I THOUGHT WE WERE LEAVING HENRI IN THE FIRST BOOK WHY ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED???? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HIM FUCKING ATTACKING YOU???