Scott Rudd > Recent Status Updates

9-5 life is stable n all, but this does make going back to hospitality and coke addiction tempting

Get back on the bash.
Become sick chef.
I’m gonna quit my job 👍

Either, I am thick, or, this is complete BLASKIBLOOO

Fuck this is gonna give me a run for my money

So when I looked at you, standing there with your horde
I was waiting in the queue, lookin' at the board
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford
When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Lookin' toward my direction, your eyes locked on my course
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order
Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah

A new day, another morning after
Leanin' back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria
Last night was some beer-lairy-ness done our way
But again, we're back in the light of day
Chattin' shit, sittin' at the wall table, telling jokes
Playin with the salt, looking out the window
Girl brings two plates of full English over
With plenty of scrambled egg and plenty of fried tomato

Forgot about this one tbf, maybe Glanton should fucking spit so much

We so back

Ahhhhh

Bro. Don’t.

Fuck! I miss uni so much

I can’t read fucking french!!

I can already tell that this one is about to slap!!

I wonder how many encounters with god I’ve had?

It’s inaudible in my head

Half of these stories are unreadable. Scots dialect is not for the page.

Laziness is getting the best of me and some of these shorts are kind of trash.

It’s not looking good brev!!