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Never mind. Holy shit, never mind. Fuck spiders.

“I am, and just as he chose Liam, I choose you, Sloane Mairi.”

I wasn’t prepared for emotional damage today 😭😭😭

So much age. So much death. We live within tombs, within tombs, within tombs. The only question is, how to find our way out?

HeyZoos. Uzi Jesus.
“I am the way, motherfucker.”

I am indifferent. We have a goddamn murder suspect with a body count in the teens who has fled this morning, and this woman is the only person who might know where the little fucker is. If you do not resurrect her, I shall sit astride her chest and slap her awake.

This book is so wild and unique and creative and horrifying.

“Did…did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?”


I’m crying 🤣🤣

Loving Anna & Din’s dynamic. I jumped right into this, I can’t really remember the plots of the last 2 but there’s enough references points within I don’t feel lost.

The female narrator is overacting and it’s a bit annoying.

I will concede that you said a pretty mean thing to your sister, but you spent 15 years saying mean things to me, and I have loved you every second of them anyway.

“Holy shit. Am I Bella Swan? If anyone starts talking about the cold ones, I’m packing my pothos and leaving town.”

WHAT THE HELL AM I LISTENING TO??

Omg you can say the word abortion and still have a romance book. Jeez This book supposedly takes place in Vermont. Should have been in like rural Tennessee.

“You never know what someone’s kinks are,” Donut said. “For example, I had no idea Katia was into furries.”

“This I swear on my life. One by one, I will break you. I will break you all.”

While she appeared almost majestic and fairy-like under water, up here she looked like a dead rat resurrected then run over by a garbage truck.
“That was pretty awesome,” I said once it was clear we were safe from the sharks.
“Go fuck yourself Carl” Donut said.