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sweet nothing

the man said "hi" (describes each and every one of his mannerisms and what kind of background caused them and their shared history and who and what other interaction it reminded her of and some random tree or plane or object in their proximity and what that symbolized about the inner lives of every character in the scene like ENOUGHHHH)

if you cook too much for too long you have to burn the food at some point

if you cook too much for too long you have the burn the food at some point

assigned reading for class, i don't think its worth reading a 600 pg book about social issues from a guy who tried to get his wife admitted to a mental hospital so he can have an affair with a teenager in peace but what do i know

KENDIMIOLDURUCEM

ALLAHIM LUTFEN BITSIN ARTIK

gurur ve onyargi okumayi reddediyorum

too much mansplaining about horses

the first time ive seen a love interest with an ounce of charisma in a classic and he literally vanished into thin air

why is shakespearen english so pretentious im gonna cry. oh guesseth what shakespeare thee strength beest the fath'r of english drama but i fucked thy fath'r

i too would call upon howls to scream in terror and pain as i turn into a green slime from grief if i accidently dyed my hair the wrong color😔🙏🏻

hes so rightfully dramatic #bratsummer for howl jenkins pendragon

oh nooo the consequences of his own actions😱😱

having a poem written about you by english poets should count as a humiliation ritual

actually pissing me off