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Oh i LOVE martha gershon

If anything happens to Mae im going to do soemthing drastic and unprecedented

Cope and Marsh HAVE to be exes bro nobody else acts like that

Toad i am quite fond of you

'What about the gay gene, that causes gayness?' this book is fantastic

''Jump off a bridge!'' Appropriate reaction

'Guy that age, grown family- works his ass off to get a body like that, there's only two reasons. He's gay or he's got a girlfriend. Either way he's not humping his wife. So how does she feel about that? Pissed off?' Idk girl you tell me

I have no idea whats happening but it is very interesting

Oh eddie :(

Levine is pissing me OFF bro

Goated so far... i love Kelly and Arby theyre so silly

Billy mcBadass over here just killed three raptors

They ATE HIM??? Poor baby :(((

'I hope they chokd and die' Lex is so me

Didnt like nedry very much but holy crap that is a horrible way to go

Its so funny to me that Hammonds favorite exclamation is 'oh balls' like yeah thats true. Oh balls.

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