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I’m bringing my feminine rage into the new year, case why not.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Murder. But Whodunit.

“Talk about being blessed and highly favored”

“I’m just surprised you were able to hide all those drag queens”
Lmao.

Lmao. The absolute language. I haven’t stopped laughing since I started reading.

“The psychology and necessity of giving”

“Holly Horny over here”
“I don’t know how, but I’m going to fire you”
This boook is sooo cute and funny

“Did the duck send you?!”

“What can I say, she senses the Disney princess in me”

“Seriously, Just get divorced, it comes with a lot less jail time.”

“She has one praying ass grandma”
Lmao. If that’s what it takes.

“How does it feel, to know you’re expendable?”

Violated 31 company policies. Jesus.

“I’m going to own this world someday.”
What the hell, have you learned nothing ?

Dammit Colin, just stop.

“Even with my life in mortal peril , I’ve never been hornier”
Lmao

“All that rage and self loathing, puts a smile on my face, or it would if I had one “

“I’m just a boy, standing in front of another boy asking him to take this arcane dagger and give it to his boss so they can use it to kill an abomination.”

“Don’t you walk away from us young man!”
Ahehahehh

“Are you having a stroke, can you smell burnt toast!?”

“You better text me every half hour or I’m using your toothbrush to clean the toilets “
Best friends for life indeed.

“I haven’t devoured an Angel in Eons”

“I am you Colin, and your hunger for power!”

Pride cometh before a fall. Sir, please calm down. You have ruined all our lives . Lmao

“I gave a Pep Talk to an Angel and sent it off to make righteous war on an ancient enemy of humanity”

“So you’ve ended the world, what now?”

“Touch my hair and die”
Oh how I love Lex

“Meet me in the repository at 530 and I’ll hold your hand”
Lmao.

“Ambition without ability is worthless”