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“ what self respecting killer didn’t have a basement “

“How slow was too slow when you were trying to kill your siblings”

“If it’s good enough for the faeries it’s good enough for you”
Lord a mercy

“Lock em up , until they love you.”

Ooohhhz it’s a book about books. I’m in love. And they even splashed a bit of murder for me, how lovely indeed.

“Murder gives me purpose”
Ah yes, exactly the words I want to hear from “the law”

“The women are not allowed to partake in such rigorous activity-the exertion might cause their wombs to drop out”

“Not a threat; not an enemy. Just Gwyn.”
Sir, please leave her alone

If I hear the word “ Maybe “ one more fucking time. Lord have mercy.

“I admit I was starved. My jobs didn’t pay much, and still, I worked so much that sometimes I forgot to eat. Also, I was a terrible cook.”
Fucking , same .!!! Lmao

“There was a reason I’d been avoiding looking at him. The way Mikhail Volkov sat astride a horse shouldn’t make my mouth water, and yet it did. I liked this job. The family paid well, so lusting after one of its members would only get me a one-way ticket to fired.”

“It was dark even though the sun was high enough to pierce the canopy. It was cold despite the temperature being in the mid-seventies. And it was sealed off from intruders despite the metaphorical door being wide open.”

“And didn’t that just tickle the balls because I very much wanted to mount him. I had the brief and yet all-consuming fantasy of dragging him back into the stables and shoving his pretty face into a bale of hay, making him choke on it while he screamed for me.”
Omg omg omg . Yessss. It’s getting good!!

“I mean how bad of a fuck did you have to be to scare off a man who was actively seeking a wife?”

“And the brouhaha that had ensued “
Lmao

“Much malice could be accomplished without an unkind word”

“Such a lonely business, murder.”

“Many have looked to marriage for a refuge only to find it a Prison or a Battlefield “
Preach!!!

“What makes you so certain you yourself will not fall prey to the beast you so dutifully feed?”
Yessss

“How easy it must be for them to worship her, to excuse the misery and pain, the true monstrosity of it it all. When it was clad in gems and brilliant gold”
Say that shit !!!!

“In service of the realm”
Those words will be the end of us all indeed.

“ I don’t see you the way you see yourself “

“All right , I won’t kill her”

Dracula, sir. You really don’t have to be kinky boots. Lmao

“To know and do nothing , is to be guilty”
Yes Ma’am

“I can taste on you, the lingering sharpness of the original apple”
Sir, calm down lmao

Yessss

“Never know when you’ll end up on the death roll “