AsiaLyn89 > Recent Status Updates

“I won’t neglect my bedtime and freshly pressed sheets for a stranger I don’t know from a can of unmarked paint.”
Amen

“ But do we really want to be normal people?, sounds kind of boring “

“She was a horrible cat mom”
Long as you know

“There was now 2 werewolves and a forest deity in her living room “
Sounds like a time to be had

Golden girls representation. Five stars five freaking stars

“He needed to asses how many people he needed to murder and how brutally”
How romantic

“Could she kick out a man with no shoes”

“Shush you’re going to wake the wolf”

“For goodness sake , I dont even know how you take your tea”
Ma’am your worried about the wrong shit . Hahehahe

The green grocer Fred got a bad hand. Lmaooo justice for the Green Grocery Fred

“Hello Demon sir, I seem to have fallen in love with you but don’t want to live in your town”
Girl I get it.

“ How hard was it to be happy when you had wealth , status , and most of your teeth!?”

“Money is its own supernatural power afterall”

“I haven’t had sex with a woman in eight months, and I feel like my pussy is basically a radiation exclusion zone at this point.”

“Good advice at all times, not for just when the Devil was in town.”

“How would I torture so well without you?l”

“I was in a room with a bunch of predators, an eager dog and an arrogant human. How did I get so lucky!?”

“So because I am a government employee and a human to boot, I am no threat?”

“My sin is writ in my eyes “

“I love you so much I can scarcely speak of it”

“What a Papist thing to say” lmao

“I told you I’d kill you, it’s a pity you didn’t believe me”

“Life is unfair. And a good thing it is or my job would be a lot harder” -Satan

“I don’t value my life if it has no Ursula in it”
Love. I love love.

“It’s much harder for a body to get up and make mischief without its head” lmao so true

Lord a mercy. That is absolutely outrageous. But what a journey. And it’s still going! Lmao

“Baby, you can do whatever the fuck you want to me, and I would do nothing but tell you thank you afterward,” she chuckled. “I’m all yours. Mind, body, and soul.”

“For good measure, I spit in his face”
Lmao