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“ we’re being very impolite to the nice lady who took our pig”

“Abandon our first born son to a traveling salesman!?”

He might steal, but he was honest

“That’s how you get 10 to 20”

“You walk rich”

“A gentleman to the last”

“God looked out for fools and small animals. He can only be grateful he was with a fool.”

“Platonic sex” Sounds plausible. Lmao

Yes, don’t we all love an electric fence while we are running for our lives!!

How tragically romantic.

Look babe, I get it, anxiety is hard. But you gotta let somebody love you .

Only thing I hate about hoopla is that I can’t copy and paste. Omg. This book is sooo funny . Like it has no business being so tragically funny

Oh no. They are so mean to that baby.

Omg . A double agent. Good thing there’s a 2nd book cause there’s no way this is over.

“I just don’t wanna miss out on the breaking and entering “
Lmao. Sir this is life and death not Truth or Dare .

Oh yes. This is great stuff. Witches. And Lesbians. But also let everyone be repressed and oppressed. Let those emotions boil for a few years or maybe a few hundred years. Let it explode at the most inopportune time. Viola, feminine power. Or is it feminine rage.

“Anyone can become a murderer with the right motivation”

I’m bringing my feminine rage into the new year, case why not.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Murder. But Whodunit.

“Talk about being blessed and highly favored”

“I’m just surprised you were able to hide all those drag queens”
Lmao.

Lmao. The absolute language. I haven’t stopped laughing since I started reading.

“The psychology and necessity of giving”

“Holly Horny over here”
“I don’t know how, but I’m going to fire you”
This boook is sooo cute and funny