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joan scudamore and blanche haggard are excellent names. joan, however, is not an excellent person.

lowkey i forgot about this oops

kate: 0 glenthebookseller: 1 barnes and noble: $23.00

i'm still salty abt this

dude i have been reading this foreeeever

i need to give hotel transylvania a rewatch

"at least some of the time, the world appears to me as a painting by hieronymous bosch" is a banger of a line

the "gluten-free vegan grass clippings" on pg 9 rofl

I thought I’d give Hemingway a shot but I kinda wish Hemingway had shot me. not done with the book yet so a more cogent review is coming. but it’s a kinda cute story with wayyy too much fishing terminology (not sure what I expected; Hemingway is known for sparse prose). I’ve never read Moby Dick but they seem to be from the same formula: sea creature + male protagonist + obsession. 👴🎣🛶