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Ok that was a crazy amount of body horror for a book whose vibe so far could be described as Looney Tunes

These people are always buying food.

I don’t think i can do this, chief.

Only one of the jokes has been funny.

Ok I already wasn’t a fan of “14 year old sociopath villain” as a plot point, but this was literally unnecessary.

Radiation for liver cancer wouldn’t make someone’s hair fall out. That would be the chemotherapy.

Ran out of my good book and have an 8 hour train ride so i guess im reading this again

Finally some good fucking literature

How much self reflection do u think the characters are going to do about how they just killed a sick man for the crime of being sick in their general vicinity

We have been doing nothing in the most melodramatic way for approximately forever.

Girl u deserve better the man is trash

Chat i don’t know if i can do this

If Alice has zero defenders I am dead

Ooooooooo man i am feeling it. Alice girl i get u

On one hand I do like this man (excluding the first 10% of the book or so), on the other hand 1) the turnaround was SOOOOOO rapid and now there is literally no reason for there to be an argument/third act breakup. Why did he think she would be mad about this. Why IS she mad about this. Oh no, my ice cream has cookie dough in it, i cant believe you lied to me that there was no cookie dough, man shut up

“Hello Hart-ache”
“Hello Merciless”

Ohhhh the lord is testing my strength to not dnf on page 4

“Nah Lucie, I think you’re the magic”
[makes jerk off hand motion] thbbbbbbbbbt

The worldbuilding is so messy. How can u possibly be a non-believer when u acknowledge the warding effect of Holy Water on the undead. Why isn’t the church a heavier presence here. Why have we yet to see a single warlock if it’s ostensibly the witches AND warlocks association. Why is there a reference to kindergarten macaroni art. How does a city where food is scarce have mascara and facial cream.

I could fix him

Also how can a constantly rotating centrifuge ship have a port and starboard side

They cannot decide whether this ship had a centrifuge based artificial gravity based system or system where decelerating flips the floor and ceiling.

Subject verb object.

Hello inciting incident, nice to finally meet you

Would looooove for the synopsis to start being accurate any time now

It’s crazy how nothing in the synopsis has happened yet.

Not what a lich is.

Oh this writing style is going to drive me crazy

I am enjoying this, but there is no way it needed to be this long

For the record if the main character really did recite 117,989 digits of pi in 10 hours that would be an *average* of MORE than three numbers per second. For ten consecutive hours.

Out of curiosity I looked it up (Pi World Ranking List) and a guy took 17 hours to list 70,030 digits.

For the record.

BITCOIN?!?!?!?

A crumb of verisimilitude, please