Matt Ebenroth > Recent Status Updates

Sorry I haven’t been posting guys I was using this app to get a girlfriend and it worked

This has been a TOUGH read but the concepts are interesting enough to keep me rolling.

Need more data to support my dystopian theories and convince my future wife why I need a bunker and automatic weapons

Need some war in my life before the spring semester starts

Preparing my upper room talk!

I refuse to post until Tori Viator adds me back on Goodreads

This is for my brothers down in the swamp

Thinking of a title for my vast community of Goodreads subscribers. Any thoughts? Post in comments below and don’t forget to like and subscribe.

I hate reading this but I put da team on my back

Social media fast for NST but this doesn’t count. Don’t want my niche Goodreads following to be worried

Whatever Sean reads this year I am going to double

FOCUS indoctrination Pt. 1

BIAY

As I Tolkien scholar I prefer less obvious symbolism in my literature…

Cringe pagans get wrecked by charity and logic