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Gemini by Piper CJ- 5 stars
Marry Kiss Kill by Lauren Cate Leake- 5 Stars

THAT IS WHAT HES BEING SO CAGEY ABOUT. THIS IS WHAT HE HAS TO KEEP PRIVATE jfc

Everyone is insufferable in this

August is kind of a douche

For what is not proper; but when they're suffering , they come to his door

This kids pissing me off

"We remember, even if no one remembers us, because we have not yet reconciled ourselves to not being"

I want to read this fiction Heathcliff chronicles

It's a huge glaring ick and no from me dawg

"this is the love I've been seeking all my life. not lust, but the love of a mother" 😭😭😭

"I was and always will be an idiot" Barbara is over here having her male characters spit facts

"People love to believe in danger as long as you were the one in dangers way"

tristan is just a pot head artist who wants to not be known for their trust fund

the heavy use of fuckwaffle is giving me the big ick

Not Ali somehow working in women's medical issues being overlooked by male doctors into a smut book

HE SAID "FUCK IT" AHHHHHHHHHH

Is this basically Renesmee fanfic

I LOVE A DEMONIC POSSESION

I have never felt anything more deeply in my bones about agreeing that outside clothes don't belong on your bed

Where I instantly fell in love with Bride, I fear this one is going to take some internal bullying to enjoy

I've never heard "wet dreams" referred to as nocturnal seminal emissions

I fear I am DNF'ing this one. Although I love the plot I just can't decide if the author wants to be in future or present tense. The storytelling is a little messy, why is the FMC all of a sudden accepting of being admitted to a school, having 4 seizures, and being a apart of a secret society and being cut off from the regular world?

this book is so cringey but so hilarious

how many times is he going to use Mousy in one chapter

"Only a madwoman would have done this to herself more than once" Lauren you are shattering my heart and there's still 35% of the book left

John Green equating Hawaiian tourists to mosquitos (not native but loving the weather) is so real

Canada geese getting 2 stars is too forgiving of a rating

and her "ribbons" did nothing to fucking help before?

awwww bummer