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“I thought it was a w*ve motion gun, but it’s basically the superlaser from the D*ath Star”

I was so confused until I remembered copyright law exists

So we’re explaining the mgh formula from high school physics I guess?? Needless to say this is not where I thought this was going

“It’s cute and all, except for the fact that she did just behead someone.”

I have no words

“Non-combatant, child, elderly, or otherwise, we’ve gotta annihilate every last one of them…
I know what I’ve got to do then.
Woo-hoo! It’s hunting time, baybee!”

I know it looks bad but I swear it’s for a good reason. Anyway this is the most morally grey character I’ve ever seen

“I hate you! Please die!
This is the worst fight ever.”

Such eloquent words

“I did quite a few things wrong!
Like, we totally killed the king.”

The funniest part about this is how traumatized the other characters are by this and she’s just like “haha whoopsie but it’s for the greater good”

You see a girl bleeding out on the street and step over her?! Richard deserves better than Jessica