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“*Most plants are like distant family members, in that they take poorly to being ripped from their homes and submersed in scalding water”
I forgot how funny this man is

This poor guy cannot escape school. He’s finally graduated Roman senator university and is being forced into Celtic warrior trade school

“It’s Fadrique.”
NOT FADRIQUE

“He’s Magnus Quintus Omus. I remember the name from Lanistia’s lessons. I politely ask after his holdings in the east. He’s pleased I know who he is.”
Not for the first time I’m painfully aware that I would never survive in Vis’ situation. Imagine remembering important people AND coming up with appropriate small-talk for them on the spot

“‘Who died?’ I ask lightly as I sit, cocking an eyebrow at the rest of the room.
‘Feriun.’ Callidus nods sagely as he watches my reaction. ‘That’s right. You’re a terrible person.’”
I love Callidus

I don’t know if I’ll ever see a bigger twist than Sedotia’s true identity. I think all the mysteries and conspiracy plots are gonna be revealed and I’m not gonna appreciate them because I’ll still be reeling from this