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Look, I know it seems like I’m making no progress here but this audiobook is 32 hours long … this 13% is like 4 hours y’all

“Not one of them [writers] writes elegant first drafts. All right, one of them does, but we do not like her very much. We do not think that she has a rich inner life or that God likes her or can even stand her. (Although when I mentioned this to my priest friend Tom, he said you can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.)”