Selina Petersen > Recent Status Updates

This book gets five more pages and then I’m dnfing.

Everyone says it gets better when the alien shows up. I’m there so here’s hoping. *bangs head against book in boredom and yawns*

It’s EmHen. I’m having the best time as per usual.

I love Emily Henry as much as she loves the word salacious

They were never just friends. They were delusional.

“We’re just friends”
LIES YOURE BOTH LIARS STOP IT

This book is so cute I cannot stand it and I’m having the best time. This is so much better than the Salem witch trials and creepy Ben Franklin and the pirates omg.

To be honest I’m quite lost. It started off with the trials and then it transitioned to Ben Franklin and his life, and now I’m reading about the pirate problem in Massachusetts? I’m confused how we got here. But I’m here nonetheless.

I’m obsessed already

Honestly what is this book cover. I don’t even want to say I’m reading this because I’m judging the cover so much.

Why am I reading this. This is a horrible decision. 😂

Me: I was up all night last night
Then: oh no was the baby keeping you up?!
Me: *looks over at peaceful sleeping baby then down at my book* yeah, sure.

I fear I am too postpartum for vigorous sex scenes because this sounds painful.

Tbh I have about zero clue as to what’s happening. This book has become my car nap - mindless- listen. Am I listening? Idk the answer to that at this point. I don’t care for Hayden. He’s kinda a drag? This whole I can’t sleep with you but I’m going to behave like a horndog every time I see you- is getting stale. I like the main character but idk her name at the moment. Postpartum at its finest.

For the first time in months- I made it over 10% in a book. I’m accepting congratulations and celebrations at this time. Thank you.