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Loving this!

Love this jus like I knew I would

This is pretty interesting. I can imagine how great it would be to read as a child

Starting chapter 4. Looks like they’re gonna leave for an adventure to find dad

I saw the previews for this movie and it seems so confusing. I couldn’t quite figure out what was going on, so I decided to read the book. It took me about five pages to figure it out. This bitch is fucking crazy. I’m now about halfway through and each page of this book further solidifies my findings. Total bat shit crazy can’t look away train wreck. Which is making me love the book.

Love this one just like the last one

Loving this so far!

I’m 20 minutes into the audiobook and they’re all talking about “don’t scream” to the new abducted girls and then one bitch screams so I’m terrified listening to the audiobook thinking they’re gonna torture this chick, cut her tongue or limbs off or kill her and they just tie her up, tear her clothes off and rape her. Like “ahh I’m scared too… ahhh.”

Just started chapter 7. Really good so far. Like a little red riding hood retelling

Love it so far

Already read the book, but found out JD reads his own audiobook so must listen and why not add one more book to my yearly reading challenge

Wow! When you’re following a crack recipe from the internet; pass out and it explodes all over your kitchen I think it might be time to acknowledge Fred flintstone had a point…ya know before the tv got smashed

Holy shit! The yacht sinking is so much funnier in the book.

I had no idea his son was born with two holes in his heart. Omg. Over here crying

Ewww worst cpr story ever! Poor Jordan