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I’m fucking tearing up

Wait I’m actually loving this

Bro wtf… “the guy I picked up at the bar earlier grunts like rutting pig on top of me” “he calls put yo his mother as he comes” “I’m sure that’s where the clit is my mother showed me” “micro penis” this whole chapter is disgusting i want to dnf

Can’t wait for this train wreck to be over

Ew “huge man monster” I’m fucking gonna end my life. Why the fuck would you call a dick that absolutely disgusting. Hannah and Garrett you both need to die

Ewwww what did he say?! “Even if I wanted to take advantage of Hannah right now I’d be totally useless” wtf that’s disgusting Garrett please die

Bro I ain’t ready for this dumb ass party scene I already know this shit gonna be cringey… just read the scene where Hannah kisses Garrett and this shit cringe as fuck and why did she kiss dean too bro.

IM SORRY?! She’s a PIG for eating 4 slices of pizza… fuck don’t be around me when someone pulls out hashbrowns I’d eat 20 of them.

Idk but something about people singing in books be giving me ptsd fr. Twisted love Alex please never sing again please help. Y/n x CEO vibes bro. Got a secret can you keep it gotta lock it in your pocket taking this one to the grave stupid ass scene. Hannah don’t do that anymore.

Garrett please shut the fuck up fr. I think he’s mentioned how much vagina he gets five times in three pages please spare me

I already hate Garrett… and Hannah 😭 I’m sorry but it feels like I’m not like other girls and sex addict jock. I hate this 😭

Omg?!