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I think vanja gets funnier with each body she throws in the river lol

"Have u had dinner" is a wild thing to say after accidentally murdering someone

LEE ARE U FUCKING STUPID

SAM BESTIE UR SUPPOSED TO BE SMART WHY ARE U BEING STUPID U DONT WANT HIM TO FIND OUT SO WHYRE GETTING MAD THAT HE DOESNT KNOW

also Lee is gonna snitch like the little bitch he is cuz he never said i promise ugh i fuckin hate him why is he the love interest

Lee wants to be the chosen one so bad🙄🙄like buddy ur not special

nothing is more entertaining than mediocre straight romance



I freaking hate both of them so much

Lee don't fucking pmo js cuz u think she friend zoned u ur not going to be nice to her anymore??????
can we move on from this stupid misunderstanding romance plot and go to the magic trials and mystery and whatever

as if trying to do an elf romance in a sci fi wasn't bad enough now the authors trying to do an alien elf soulmate romance what

Lee is pmo can he js not exist for the rest of the book

i get it wren u live in the PaCiFiC nOrThWeSt and there are PiNeS aNd FeRnS at the aCaDeMiA

hah I freaking called it I'm so good at guessing twist villains

lmao rory's burning hatred for french is about to get alot worse

it's been ages since I've read a physical book

"if I have kids someday and they tell me that there's a monster in the closet, we'll just have to move"
ok ur actually funny Jinny I'm suprised

"there's fresh ink on the paper and what I see scares me. new words"
wow who would've guessed that the ink on the paper from the typewriter is actually words

listening to this at school may be a bad idea cuz wydm the typewriter was haunted and now i have to go study computer science

who tf has six burners on their stove???

🎶 I speak nine languages 🎶

bitch stop empathizing with the human trafficker cuz she had a sad backstory

shut the actual fuck up kai i hate u so much i cant believe ur the love interest

its actually pmo when she goes "all of my calculations gave negative numbers" whenever she senses something bads abt to happen cuz that's not how negatiive numbers work??? u cant have a negative probability of anything and even if u could that doesn't mean its always bad???

bro stfu red this guy's a human trafficker and ur telling her not to get revenge on him cuz "destiny" or whatever

bestie i may not be a math genius but im pretty sure that's not how numbers work

"Orphans dream of vindication, sons and daughters dream of destiny"
what the FUCK does that mean😭😭

oh wow i got the first plot twist but NOT the second one

heart darrigan u little mf idc if ur the love interest i am going to punch u ur so punchable

i like how it doesn't drag out any plot point longer than necessary

hell yeah bitter blue i love this girl

hello tf happened???

why did mirabella sleep with someone else's ML tff??? i want politics i don't care abt u like ur sisters frnds bf go away