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main character fell in love with the first minotaur cock she ever jerked off and that's apparently just normal.

Dude who needs a road trip playlist when you can force your partner to listen to a monsterfucking audiobook

I accidentally read like thirty chapters in two days and I don't actually know how I feel about this book anymore. The war camp sex scenes have made me so uncomfortable that I had to skip pages and then go back. Sarah J Maas why can't you just say the word clit. Why does Feyre need to constantly pause war to send mind-texts to her boyfriend.

Sarah J Maas thinks that your breasts tighten when you're horny and has forced me to visualize it several times now

Red flag boyfriend is back and better than ever (everything he does annoys me and I am counting down the days until he dies)

Everything I hated about this book was a lie and now I am obsessed. Thank you Sarah J Maas for showing me delayed gratification by suffering through a book and a half before the good shit started.

Grr most of the character/plot issues I had with the first book have been tweaked in this one (which I am very very happy about) but I still continue to have tiny issues with this book. But y'know I'm just glad to be halfway done and I haven't had to read about Feyre's bowels turning watery yet.

grrr I am so sorry to all of my friends who have read and enjoyed this book but it is pissing me off so bad that I just cannot finish this chapter. Dnf @ 56% but maybe I'll try reading it again with a glass of wine in two months

reading this out loud to my boyfriend who has never read it and it's So Good thank you Rick Riordan