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I’m so distraught I can’t even put into words how upset I am when I read this part I was in the living room with a bunch of people I had to hide under my sweater just to try and control my tears from streaming down my face. Bro slays, ate and devoured an inquisitor then just gets slapped and dies?!??? I won’t accept it I think he somehow comes back otherwise I’m done Iranoutofwordspace

Kelsier really just roasted Vin then is like maybe she was right 💀 Kelsier better eat this inquisitor up tho fr fr i know he will 🥱 HE BETTER SLAY THIS

AHHH THIS ISNT FAIR ELEND SHOULD KNOW HRUH TF HIS FATHER NEEDS TO GO BYE HYE I NEED ELEND IN MY LIFE THO FR FR GIVE ME A BIG SMOOCH MWAHHHH

I need more chapters from Elends perspective fr

Kelsier and Elend in the same chapter is such a win 😍 Vin doesn’t deserve it fr

Where Elend at tho fr

I swear if they try to kill Elend imma end it 😐He slays if I were Vin I’d kiss him tbh

GASP

Elend is so me

Kelsier telling Sazed to protect Vin is so cute

Finished part one so slay 💅

Kelsier slays fr he better not end up dying or I will RIOT

Idk how I feel about vin she annoys me but idk 😒

Tepper needs to shut his goofy mouth up fr

Thorin is just like me calling people rats 🐀
The goblins really wanted to join the fun fr
Bilbos an idiot for shouting like for what dude they will see them coming NO NEED TO SHOUT he deserved that hit tbh

I want Fili and Kili content bro
But Bilbo did slay

At first I thought Bard slayed
BUT THATS IT?!? SMAUGS JUST DEAD LIKE THAT??? That’s so lame daddy Smaug wouldn’t have died that fast if I had a say in it😐 one arrow like be so fr SOOOO LAME

Bilbo got that dragon rizz

Bilbo slays as usual (and Fili and Kili of course)

Bilbo, Fili and Kili slayed fr fr if Fili ever told me to never touch or look at an apple again I’d do it no questions asked