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So you’re telling me this fairy godmother has the ability to turn a pumpkin into a carriage but NOT the ability to unlock a door?

As someone who has actively begged CPS to come speak with a child asking for help and who had proof they were being abused only for CPS to say no… I can definitely attest this book is fiction.

She can do no wrong in my eyes (she does many wrongs).

GUYS! I know this is a memoir, not a self help book. BUT! This is what a self help book should be like. This woman was in the (non literal) trenches at my age like me. To read about her slowly finding healing (sometimes against her will) is what I want to read about instead of a preachy self help book. Hearing how similar her relationship with her therapist is to mine was soooo interesting. I’m loving this book.

I WILL be reading more about George Albert Smith.

Listen I’m not that far in, but this is like the least I’ve ever hated a self help book. That’s saying a lot for me.

I’m having conflicted feelings about this book. It’s definitely giving the “dead men tell no tales” vibe where of course the dead guy is the one who was whiny and complaining and crying all the time and the one who lives is very heroic and brave. In the end, we actually have no idea how they treated each other on that boat.

I hate when Freida McFadden tries writing from the pov of children.

I forgot this author is SO into ALL the cliches.

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MY LIBBY HOLD EXPIRES TOMORROW AND I HAVE 120 PAGES LEFT AHHHHHH

Odysseus chill

Chiron from Hercules, Chiron from Percy Jackson, and Chiron from this book are all having trouble co existing in my head.

Ugh FINE. I’ll be queen.

That’s MY Rosa Parks. 🙂‍↕️

Sometimes I’m very invested in the plot and sometimes I feel like I’m reading fan fiction from Prince Harry’s tell all memoir.

Yowza

The twist coming up is so glaringly obvious.