Jenna > Recent Status Updates

Getting sloshed with the local vicar. Great vibes.

Wait, I wanna see this play. I HAVE FOMO.

poor lil poltergeist doll

Princess Donut doesn’t need autotune. ✋ She’s perfect.

Y’all Lockhart has me cackling. You can’t make me hate him.

A PARAKEET?!

Ohhh I didn’t know this had like mini stories in it. Cutie!!

I’ve barely started and I’m already convinced a cat could solve all my problems.

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Crazy that school hasn’t even started yet 💀

Y’all I’m stressed.

UMMMM WDYM “THEY’RE IN STORAGE” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO

“Maybe watching the JFK assassination repeatedly will push these thoughts out of my brain.”

Carl what did you do to the AI?? It’s like you put shoes on or something.

It’s giving ✨quarter quell arena✨

His childhood love of High School Musical is so precious I could cry. 🥹

Heck yeah, another enchanted toe ring.

Warning: if you make a foot joke your book club may pick a Bigfoot book 🫈🦶💀

HAHA I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

I usually LOVE Katherine Center books but ngl I’m struggling with this one.

I have a theory, but I will wait for it to play out.

Girl, RUN.

Ella’s curse is actually way more alarming reading it back as an adult omg

Princess Donut I’d follow you anywhere.

I could also use an enchanted toe ring right about now.