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Whenever I read Kai Meyer, Im aware of my progress every step of the way and I try to slow down purposefully so it doesn't end. It always does though

This book is incredible already

ITS SOO SOOOO GOOD

This is a lot like nightvale, except the author talks to the reader quite a lot. Im very confused

What am I reading

Shes having a panic attack and his response is to....
Drumroll...


Grope her!

Female main character is called Sally. She loves halloween. Male main character is called Jack. Im already seething with hot rage.

I love reading books that give me a nosebleed.


Pepsi: drink Coke.

I'm already annoyed because the nursery rhyme
One for malice
Two for mirth


is not referring to crows, its for magpies! See, this is enough to set me off though

This book makes my heart ache because people are so horrible

I might actually have to drop this one because this book makes me want to scream. Every main character has one defining character trait and it is 'she gay.' All they need to know of another person is 'she also gay' and suddenly they got the hots for each other. Did I mention, they gay?

I started reading this because I thought, to explain 'women' to 'men' there must be a decent grasp of men and their needs and maybe it helps me bridge some gaps in my brain to understand men a little better but so far it's just been me squinting at this book a lot.
The very first claim is that men all crave more sex and that understanding and validating their partner will lead to more sex. Ah yes. Good. Good good.

Read a really sarcastic review and I can't wait to hate this a little bit

Why am I doing this