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oh this is going to be such a delight

Andy with the instincts of a pool noodle

I think there is more courage in a chihuahua’s left paw than in all of Andy

last short story tomorrow 🫡

I’m doing it guys everyone clap

if I don’t finish this book this month someone needs to take my other books away

very good now that I’m back into it

EUGH English majors (I say with my English BA)

remember when I finished the books I started 4 months ago? me neither.

donna how are you going to land this plane

speed crocheting a baby blanket 🤝 zooming through audiobooks

what, do phones not exist??? airplanes?? snail mail even?

STOP BEING MORONS

I need more breakup info stat

oh this is FUN

oh this is going to be SAD sad

Lois is actually so funny what a gem

I think I fucked up by buying the box set yall

I’m bored 🧍🏻‍♀️

lowkey this is boring. I swear if everyone on tiktok lied about this being amazing I’ll be so pissed.

finishing this today i SWEAR

finishing this today i SWEAR

Ireland in 28 days time to LOCK IN

depressing as hell. happy women’s month!

reading 4 books at once. what could go wrong :)

i've seen a lot of fans of leigh bardugo's other work not liking this series but so far it's very fun. i don't like the characters as much as those in her other books, but the plot and vibes are there.

everyone in this book is insufferable

“I wonder what you have to do to become a cop. I wonder what a badge is, other than a license to steal.”