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Need to stop turning the page it’s almost 3 AM

I hope she kills your ass too

Buddy read!!:) hoping for a decent thriller after the disappointment of the last one I read

yall she fell…she fell while running. why can’t these thriller fmcs ever lock in when they need to *sigh

GIRL U DUMB AS HELL

so close to finishing this book so i can watch the show

realizing i have until oct 27 to read all of acotar, tog, and crescent city series…all for the first time 💀

“He was West Corleone, best friend of the future emperor, already considered a pro wrestler on plane, and feared by even members of the High Council. He hadn’t beaten and raged his way through adolescence, carved out a name for himself as one of the most terrifying Demons to have ever existed, just so some wrinkly old man past his prime could walk all over him.”

THAT’S RIGHT WEST TELL HIS OLD ASS

“West had always been and would always be a safe space for him.”

My babies ❤️‍🩹

you know you’re crazy when you’re in the middle of 7 books but still want to pick up a new book (me)

“That leaves me and Beck”

DING DING DING DING DING i don’t know why the alarm bells are not ringing in y’all’s ears

writing so bad I need a break

“She was such a ho.”

Can’t believe I’m reading this sentence in a published high fantasy book 🤦‍♀️

This is my first Jasmine Mas book and the writing is so bad but I can’t look away 😂 I know I’ll be reading more of this series

LMAOOO not her stress eating a waffle in the middle of battle because she’s so scared

AWW MY BABY ZED i don’t even know you and i already love you; nothing bad better happen to you

do not ask me why i’m starting another book when Im already in the middle of 6 books

um why the shady energy from the author/fmc to men who get actual manicures 🥴🥴🥴 nothing wrong with a man who actually takes care of his hands… and with the way most men are it would be a dream… just because he’s a country man doesn’t mean he has to have dirty ass nails

sometimes men are so predictable

“I might have had a bit of a crush on my future mother in-law back then”

cut the cameras

“concerned that perhaps paying a female colleague a simple compliment somehow constitutes sexual harassment nowadays”

THAT IS LITERALLY NOT WHAT THAT MEANS MEN PISS ME OFF WHEN THEY SAY THIS OMG

“Sadly, my sister has the same taste in wine as she does in men; too cheap, too young, and headache-inducing.”

YIKES

Alexa play “Die Your Daughter” by Susannah Joffe

surprisingly the writing is not cringy and i’m enjoying the banter!