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oh?? no laurie going to the same school as andrew and thomas im crying.

the audiobook narrator for both this and dont let the forest in are the same and i think he is SO good.
i love her writing style it's so so so unique and descriptive and poetic and beautiful
i did not expect this one to ALSO be botanical horror but im not mad
laurie is quite a different character from dont let the forest in but evander and andrew are lowkey the same person

i’m lowkey abt to dnf this which is upsetting me bc i know everyone rly loved this
but i think he is really creepy , i think she is a lesbian, and i don’t like the ?? y/n ass perspective third person i think ?? i’m just like not vibing with this at all .

lowkey not in the mood for romantasy rn but i accidentally borrowed it on libby so ig this is what we are doing

CHEAAAT ON YOUR HUSBANDDDDDD WITH THE HOT VAMPIREEEE

r we fr gonna call this "the shine" bc i think thats copyrighted already but whatever

i am genuinely praying on their downfall am i supposed to want them to be together bc i dont

maryann a freak (derogatory)

that silly moment when ur bf is a neo-nazi and u say “well we don’t see eye to eye on everything 🤣😝”

connell should kill himself

They are literally the embodiment of "it's never over."

halfway into this, and obviously this made waves a long time ago but i think it should make them again. i am like enjoying this so much more than i thought i would it’s such a devastatingly beautiful love story and such a sad but true take on queer women in old hollywood.

quirky narrator/interviewer annoying me so bad. anyways this is so interview with a vampire coded.

sorry i know its 2026 and im just now reading this i was busy reading harry styles fanfiction when this came out im locked in now

i am having such fun

if i had a nickel for every book ive read where magic has been outlawed by a king id have at least 6 nickels but its sapphic so its ok.

the claudiaification of sydney clarke

DNFing. I tried to listen to it again and i am just not comprehending anything bc it is so incredibly slow boring and repetitive. L for me and Julia's book club for sure.

lowkey pretty off rly slow kinda bored like ok victor is having migraines get in line

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ???????

ok andrew i know u have an eating disorder and ur homosexual asexual autistic and ocd but i kinda need you to lock in for a second for me buddy

THEYRE SO CUTEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHH

DOVE IM GONNA NEED U TO GO AHEAD AND STEP OFF MY BOY’S NECK RIGHT NEOWWWW.

in my chopped and unc age as i realize this is a little bit too YA for me but it’s honestly the most well (beautifully) written book ive read in a while

lucy grey you will always haunt the narrative. also this is torture.

i do not want to finish this it is so boring

this man getting more sponsors than i have ever seen before

tip gotta go his voice is so annoying