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I cannot explain why but I am STRESSED

IT’S RAINING MEN

I am not someone who visualizes a book while reading (environments, characters, landscapes, etc) - I don’t picture anything. My brain typically just doesn’t operate that way. So when I tell you I see a full blown movie in my mind while reading these books!!!! This is not something that happens to me EVER

ah yes, the Percy Jackson maneuver

I am learning things!!! I am trying to put dots together!!!! & at this point I think the title of this book may be about someone who is not the main character!!!!!!!

barefoot. long nails. raggedy robes. weird magic. I don’t trust these dusty ass white men!!!!

OH SHIT

honestly…. kill Jocelyn for that idc

my god he’s hot

him appearing out of nowhere to kill this monster that was stalking her campground!!!! him walking out of the shadows covered in blood & marching straight to her to make sure she’s alright!!! I SWOON I DIE

rereading & giddy over every interaction now that I know what’s up

exactly what the doctor ordered (an unhinged vampire with floppy hair & slutty glasses)

go get your girl!!!!!

can’t find words to explain how delicious this book is

I KNOW THATS RIGHT

*earsplitting shriek of delight*

you mean to tell me I spent all day yesterday rereading book 1 only for there to be a brilliant recap of it at the beginning of this book!!!!!! girl stop playing with me

i would not even be able to hold eye contact with this man for half a second he’s too hot

so am I the only one mad at Emmett for trying to have this conversation with her at a work function where she’s trying to be professional? like wait to share your feelings at literally any other time maybe???

i know better than to read spicy scenes when i’m in my luteal phase - girl I am not in the mood for this get back to longing glances & yearning!

“your presence is infuriating to me” stop talking dirty to me coach

the modern day Darcy hand clench is turning a hat around backwards

hearing all my favorite words rn: 5 o’clock shadow, dark hair, baseball cap, jawline

see if I was Reese’s friend irl I’d be scolding her bc every successful woman in corporate america knows the power of being comfortable with silence & letting these dumb ass men embarrass themselves without you having to say a word. Start manipulating these men, babes!!!!! They will ruin their own lives!!!

idk how she does it but this author always writes the cutest stories with absolutely 0% cheesiness - I’m obsessed

I have straight up not been in the mood to read anything in a week & the first chapter of this book just cured me

the ladies demand whimsy

she’s an assassin. he’s a vampire mafia don. she’s pretending to be his bride at their wedding. she’s about to kill him & everyone at the wedding 😮‍💨

Theo is Tom Welling in the backwards hat at that awards show - you know the one

I’m sorry why is everyone just standing around like idiots!!?! SHOOT HIM