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hey so one thought: what if we DIDNT put the most selfish stupid people on the planet in charge of the giant death machines

"Some days are shaped by simple pleasures, others are redeemed by them."

Update: it does!

Oof trauma infodumping

Literally the first page of the girl’s POV we have a sick mom, stolen credit card, property damage, and that’s not even everything.

Someone please tell me it gets a little happier 😅

that one scene from My Big Fat Greek Wedding where she realizes the popular girls didn’t hate her, she just wasn’t trying

Oh my gosh the narrator is driving me insane

Finally conflict that isn’t solved by just being The Chosen One

Bruh

dnf'ed I can't

Bridgerton s2 you will always be famous

can’t wait for 3 more hours of timmy swisschalet screaming in the desert

ok this was fun

The horny Norse lovechild of ACOTAR and Percy Jackson

I'm sorry, did I just get tricked into reading Pokemon fanficiton? Better question, why did it kinda slap?

Hmm ok I wasn't sold on the guy but when he got a little roughed up? Hot. I'm a simple woman

I like high school romance because it’s forced to actually develop the characters instead of just slamming them together like sexy action figures

Petition to outlaw the word “musk” unless it’s referring to an ox

Characters not compelling. Taking a long time to say very little

Barcelona feels alive. The characters do not. We’re mostly told how people feel - ‘I feel bad’, ‘she looks wad’s

Using Reddit as Hinge is wilddd Abby I love you

Single-handedly convinced me to change my rating of the body keeps the score

Absolute favorite part so far is Frida dumping an inkwell over her head and getting a perfect dye job like yeah why didn’t any woman ever think of that

I’m sorry but I can’t stop reading the aunts name as ‘anally’

I’m sorry she’s an ARCHER now? SUZANNE? WAKE UP???

Oh my pearls are CLUTCHED

The way they’re bending over backwards to essentially recreate the Jumbotron lol

The Irish aren’t gonna like this one but I dooooo