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Oh my gosh the narrator is driving me insane

Finally conflict that isn’t solved by just being The Chosen One

Bruh

dnf'ed I can't

Bridgerton s2 you will always be famous

can’t wait for 3 more hours of timmy swisschalet screaming in the desert

ok this was fun

The horny Norse lovechild of ACOTAR and Percy Jackson

I'm sorry, did I just get tricked into reading Pokemon fanficiton? Better question, why did it kinda slap?

Hmm ok I wasn't sold on the guy but when he got a little roughed up? Hot. I'm a simple woman

I like high school romance because it’s forced to actually develop the characters instead of just slamming them together like sexy action figures

Petition to outlaw the word “musk” unless it’s referring to an ox

Characters not compelling. Taking a long time to say very little

Barcelona feels alive. The characters do not. We’re mostly told how people feel - ‘I feel bad’, ‘she looks wad’s

Using Reddit as Hinge is wilddd Abby I love you

Single-handedly convinced me to change my rating of the body keeps the score

Absolute favorite part so far is Frida dumping an inkwell over her head and getting a perfect dye job like yeah why didn’t any woman ever think of that

I’m sorry but I can’t stop reading the aunts name as ‘anally’

I’m sorry she’s an ARCHER now? SUZANNE? WAKE UP???

Oh my pearls are CLUTCHED

The way they’re bending over backwards to essentially recreate the Jumbotron lol

The Irish aren’t gonna like this one but I dooooo

If Shawn Spencer was a tribute

Suzanne Collins could sue I’m so serious

I could turn a blind eye to the hunger games of it all until the Caesar Flickerman knockoff

“He smelled of mystery and musk and imitation magic” listen. I’m all for purple prose but this is ultraviolet

“He tasted like wax and hexes” new chapstick flavor just dropped??