Julia Kirsch > Recent Status Updates

I’m sorry but why does the octopus know the word cuckhold

this book is not good but i’m borrowing it from a friend so I need to finish it so I can give it back

haven’t read this since highschool!!

I am going to start spamming cheap books so that I can reach my reading goals.

also it is a shame that I do not know rochester lover douglass’ story.

just realized i’m not caught up for book club yet oops

colin jost! staten island! harvard! 9/11! the lampoon!

4.99 for a memoir?! I’m there. i’m signed up.

I put this book down for like 4 months. the second half is so good tho im speedingggg

SHE GOT A THERAPISTTTT

i’m kind of wondering if she is going to have an arc where she realizes she’s an alcoholic. if not, does everyone in the UK drink this much??

Miserable read. FREE ME!!!! i’m so over this

THIS BOOK IS NOT ABOUT TALKING TO STRANGERS WHY DID I BUY THIS

john green is awesome and I love that I get random tidbits about his various diagnosed mental illnesses throughout this book

I keep starting new books!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!

HAVENT EVEN STARTED JUST NEEDED TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT MY CAT BARFED ALL OFER THE COVER

this book should’ve ended on this page. I do not know what they could possibly cover in the rest of this book.

oh no nothing in the summaries could’ve prepared me for the insane plot points that were just dropped

I picked this up bc it was on sale and honestly it was such a great purchase. I don’t necessarily follow seth’s work but this book is laugh out loud hilarious.

this is a book that i’m going to keep on my shelf!!! (this is high praise, usually I give them away to other people)

ok this is random but i’d like everyone to know im predicting that main characters mom is gonna come out as lesbian by the end of this book

the time spent away from this book feels twice as long as time spent reading it
I started it today!!

Guys I’m not a quitter but I might quit. I hate reading this book with most fibers of my being. I have actually never encountered a more unlikeable main character than Juniper. Every page I am cringeing at another bad decision she makes. I wish it was a TV show only so I could finish this while multitasking playing a game so I didn’t have to pay attention to how embarrassing she is.

I’m gonna be sooooooooooooooo fun at parties after finishing this

THE WORD GROK HAS APPEARED IN TWO OF MY BOOKS THIS YEAR I LOVE THE WORD GROK

this book is making me feel like i’m going through a breakup bro

so far not as good as 7 husbands