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bref au final j'ai terminé le livre (merci les insomnies)
43 épilogues bonus différents en plus entre Barnes and Nobles, Waterstones, Owlcrate... EN FAIT FAUT SAVOIR S'ARRÊTER
brefff inutile mais mimi et j'attends le tome 4 qui est censé sortir en septembreee

So basically Jason Bourne but we already know what her life was before?
...USELESSSSSSSSS

and diff povs just so you know that Mr. Asshole Guy is REALLY an asshole

great.

NO GOD NO

ok c'était fun mais enft le cliffhanger de bâtard là

"Jacks was the Archer from The Ballad of the Archer and the Fox."
OH MY GOD 😲😲😲 I'M SO SHOCKED 😱😱 REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT 🥺

enft Stephanie on t'aime bien mais tes plots twists sont si prévisibles LE GARS L'APPELLE LITTLE FOX DÈS LE PREMIER TOME ÇA SPOILE ABSOLUMENT TOUT

PA PA PA PAAAAAAA
(imaginez la musique avec)

enft c'est un concours de qui meurt le premier

hi luv i'm back 👉👈
sooooo yeah i think i actually like cliché books

bella, where the hell have you been, loca?

ok on peut dire que je l'ai officiellement commencé mais c'est les vacances et je m'occupe désespérément donc vous attendez pas à ce que je le termine vite

terminéééé
ok j'ai eu du mal au début mais en vrai j'ai bcp ri (aussi pcq y'avait des moments c'était grave cringe désolée stephanie garber)
et enft APOLLO ET SON HUILE SUR LE TORSE BAHAHAHA

BAHAHA MAIS WTF
ON EST DANS TWILIGHT???!

enft Apollo me dégoute à un point juste jpréfère mourir que le voir apparaître autant dans ce livre
ew

i feel like i'm dragging this book a little, i can't yet get attached to the characters and i'm so annoyeeeddd
BUT!
i have screewriting class this afternoon and i will NOT listen to it, instead i'll read and try to appreciate the characters more

"When Evangeline Fox had lived as a stone statue, her life had become stagnant."
😔😔🥀

enft c'est trop drôle de référer à ça tout le temps

ok but i just realized that the new shatter me book just came out!!!!
so my reading program for the end of the semester is:
- once upon a broken heart trilogy
- release me
- a university book (?) (idek if i have one to read honestly)
- babel
- gideon the 9th (for soraya and salma my babies)
and then idk

well that was very disturbing

okaayyy so they're just kinky i guess?!

WHAT. the fuck.

WHY is she so stupid like WHY?!
girl you spent an entire trilogy proving how badass you were and here you act like a dumbass

FINISHEDDDDD
très mimi très mimi
par contre stoppez les triangles amoureux et les demandes en mariage en épilogue please

(désolée pour les updates x2)

“If you’re looking for a sad story where I justify what I’ve done, you’re not going to find it. I’m the villain, even in my own story. But you were supposed to play a different role.” Misery filled his eyes. “You were supposed to be my true love. You were supposed to want me, not him. You were supposed to be as obsessed with me as I am with you.”

jacks i really want to hate you i swear
but...
🫠🫠

"Julian was silent. The type of silent that made Tella think he planned to hold his breath the entire time Scarlett was away."

not her man being dramatic as fuckkk

MDRRRRR MEN.
my girl thought he was going to propose but no no josé he was just going to make her immortal smh 🤦

double love triangle = double suffering
why? why??!

enft this author hates me.
OF COURSE she had to start a love triangle in the fucking third book with the one guy she already established will win at the beginning of book one (so it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever)
just kill me now yk

ok j'ai eu un bug goodreads donc je remets toutes mes updates j'ai le gros seum (les dates correspondent plus mais c'est ok)

je retire ce que j'ai dit à Tessa j'ai de la matière sur la musique pour mon exposé

qui m'accompagne tuer Stanley ?
:) :) :)

Bonus pour le chapitre 40 écrit du point de vue des étoiles
C'était vraiment très beau
:)

“I don’t want to talk to you,” she said. “I want to talk to Legend.”
“Then open your eyes and speak to me.”
Her legs gave out.

HAHAHA TOLD U BITCHES

“I’m surprised Legend doesn’t wrangle the stars every night,” Tella said.
“He probably would if he could.” Dante’s tone was matter-of-fact, but Tella thought she glimpsed something deepen in his eyes.

J'AI ABSOLUMENT RAISON ENFT
Plot twist defeateeeddd 😌🤌🤌