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put on trial for listening to classical music 💔💔💔 ily clevinger

funny games (2007) SLANDER

only one bed trope ✅

john milton bradley sill has the right life goals. i too aspire to be mads mikkelsen in casino royale

not them calling out Adam “Microphones are for Swinging not for Singing” Lazzara 😭😭😭

Secret History shoutout 🤩🤩🤩

Jesus Christ this is the most Emily Young-core intro I’ve ever read

hell yeah libby came thru 🖤🖤🖤

also i knew bert mccracken was a mess but like. bert mccracken was a MESS

dear god this book is a psychoanalysis nerd’s heaven. im in love

ran out of Spotify audio book hours rip but I was on ch 14 I think

Man spends the first half of the book calling her ugly & now he says he’s in love 💀💀 and STILL calling her ugly 💀💀💀 bro what r u doinggg

“People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles” HERE WE GO AGAIN AHHHHHHHH

Libby previews can only get u so far 😭😭 hold come in pleaseee 🤞🤞

this girl’s poor fingernails 😭😭

Where were Matt and Dan my sophomore year to tell me to drop classes 😭😭

imagine surviving a vampire encounter just to get sent to the trenches to die the next day 💀💀

damn ok i guess im not the first person to write a gothic story where someone plays “the well-tempered clavier” by johann sebastian bach on piano

When your foolproof revenge plot to take over the estate of the guy who stole your girl is getting thwarted by the fact that that your son is too much of a loser to seduce that guy’s daughter so you just have to kidnap them both

✨pretending the movie doesn’t exist✨

this man seriously wrote his high school “autobiography” to have a balcony-jumping knife fight chase scene

bret u fucking dumbass 😭😭 if u don’t want someone to know ur home the last thing u should do is SCREAM

daily affirmations with bret easton ellis: ✨being afraid is so lame✨

istg this book reads like a Spotify playlist. take a shot every time they mention Duran Duran or Elvis Costello & you won’t make it thru the book

also I forgot that there’s legit just a fucking cult existing in the background. why? I have no clue

and i am telling you NO ONE does over-dramatic like a teenage boy who wants to be a writer

“No one really posed—because we were already posing” jesus christ bret i bet u think ur sooo profound

ok this is flat out secret history plagiarism at this point

wanna dnf this so bad but then they hit me with a brideshead revisited reference 😭😭

sherlock holmes ex machina style logic

w/in the span of two pages shots fired at both creative writing students and marxists 😭😭 guess im going to hell

“No brutalist eyesores here” ok Lovett shade