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i have to admit, i picked up on the homosocial vibes here but i didn’t think this author would have the guts to actually have mite be gay. everybody wants that cockroach dick

you sees, the big man the boss he’s got these pet cockroaches, sees?

idk why i’m live tweeting on goodreads but it’s fun. i’m stopping here for the night. jessica & luke congrats on your baby that is haunting the narrative so much it’s becoming a little annoying.

danielle cage haunts this narrative from inside jessica’s uterus. we love you dani

did lisa jewell get her start in writing wattpad y/n imagines? why is she describing everybody’s outfits with so much detail? i half expect the end of the book to have links to polyvore edits of these atrocious fits

chris hemsworth has taken me places i wouldn’t even go with a gun

making better progress by listening to the audiobook #fakereader

heathcliff would have loved the kendrick x drake beef

rip cathy my insane queen….you would have loved mood stabilizers

this is a thorval au

jesus christ i am so sad for this little boy