Cella Oreta > Recent Status Updates

Yummmm Kane is my brand of psycho 🙂‍↕️

Uncle Jasper doing the most work from the grave is kind of impressive….NGL 👀………WHO SAID THAT?!

TATE, OBSESSION IS NOT LOVE- YOU BUFFOON!!!!

HOLY FUCK! This is a special brand of fucked up MOCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯

BRO WTF IS THIS?!

Okay so far this dad is on par with Maxwelllll

What in the tellatubbies is going on here..? A STRAITJACKET ARE YOU MAD?!

LISTEN! You cannot dick slap me in the first chapter!! I’m a classy hoe!

A blowy in the woods is a DIABOLICAL MEET CUTE 😳

A professional cockwarmer? IS THAT WHAT YOURE SUGGESTING TATE?!

A dollll?! Fucking great, I hate dolls 🤬

Ramirez and the therapist are holding down the sanity fort right now…

KIT I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY! Let me have this!

Damnnnn and I thought I was getting edged here 🥵

ROBBY YOURE ALREADY DEAD, STFU HOE!

WTF MATE 👁️👄👁️

HUNTER GO AFTER YOUR PRETTY BOY OR SO HELO ME GOD! 👹

OH GOD CHARLIE NO!!! Let us stay away from this red flag of a man

MY POOR CHARLIE 🥺🥺🥺

HEY! Leave my pretty boy alone.!

Yeahhhh I don’t think having your skin melt off in a fire is a universal experience….

Doesn’t starting a fire defeat the purpose of being a firefighter..?

I love this cat…I too want to be worshipped 😈

YOU COULDNT TOP A TOASTER IS DIABOLICAL.!!😈🤣😈🤣

AND NOW A POLE DANCER?! WHAT?!

Soooo Hunters going through a lot, I seeeee 👀

Wellll that’s one way to start a book… 😮😮

Ohhhh okay so we’re starting off DEPRESSED AF! Got it 🫡

YES BRYCE YOU TELLLL THAT ELKINGTON MAN!!! 😈😈😈😈

And the spanking is BACK!