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HELL YEAH THE BLOODY NINE
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Ooooo noooooo the bloody nine.....

I just LOVE Abercrombie's dry humour, I think every chapter so far has been a genuine snort, huff, or laugh.

Inquisitor Glokta is bat shit insane (for good reason) and I LOVE IT
I can't wait to read more of him 😂

Betrayal already uh oh

Aw nah this is getting really sad, my guts are twisting themselves because everyone is just so unhappy rn. I can't even imagine how this book is gonna finish up

"it has been foreseen that no man can kill me"
AAAAAAA are we about to get an "I am no man" moment ?!?!?!

The audiobook narrator reads the way Hugh Jackman sings

Nah these kids are way too happy and healthy, I'm suspicious....

Okay, the fear behind Dalinar's title the Blackthorn? I get it now, fuck me do I get it.
And Evi ?!???? Oh I feel sick 😭

Okay wow, the fear behind Dalinar's title of Blackthorn? I get it know, fuck me do I get it

Dalinar and The Stormfather interactions are SO FUCKING FUNNY
Here's this almost all powerful being, sitting there like "I dunno, I'll tell you what I know when I know, but only if you ask I guess, but I won't know until I know."
STFU

YOOOOOO ITS HER BROTHERS BLADE !!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS THAT KALADIN ......!!!!!!! My brain is WHIRRING about the implications of it all.
Loving how Shallan is going through it rn and Kaladin is the exact opposite experiencing joy for the first time in years 💀

WHAT THE HELLIANTE !!!!
PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY