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do we think I can read a 1000 page book during this snow weekend

I think I hate Emi and I KNOW I hate Freddie
…also Chloe girl you are doing a terrible job at not being suspicious

So far this, Bunny, and Pluribus(which I haven’t watched yet) are forming the ultimate hive mind trifecta in my eyes

rejoice for Cathy is dead

I hate everyone in this book except for maybe Nelly. I do respect that Catherine had one stressful conversation and was like fuck this I’ve decided to go mad now

This is currently my nighttime audiobook, specifically the Aimee Lou Wood version

I would simply slam the window on Cathy’s creepy ghost fingers

When I no longer spend my days reading dense academic shit, maybe then I will read something new and not incredibly self indulgent

Gideon and Harrow kiss already!!

I lowkey hate Arthur, am I supposed to like this man

Okay letting your adult son live with a six year old when you know your son turns into a bear and kills things is like wildly unethical

Blackmail is girlboss behavior and I do stand by it lol

Be so fr why is this straight woman saying she realized her whole life she’s been soooooo queer and camp to justify her presence at gay bars with her gbf

Bro leave Carrie alone stop calling her bovine

Guys I’m never having a baby this shit would be terrifying without it being a horror novel

Ughdhdh I just want to finish this book so I can start my equally long and probably equally as boring book about the Thames

Can Aphroditi and Markos fuck already? They’re so insufferable just have an affair

This is my insomnia book podcast du jour and damn I was really taken out of my immersion by them eating ragu. Idk why. Also Mr. Bennett sucks

I feel both deeply on edge and empty inside