Anne Johnakin > Recent Status Updates

I’ve just working been my way through various aquatic taxa over the last couple years it seems. First cod and salmon, then oysters, then turtles, whales, and now eels.

What if we held hands while squeezing the globules of the perfumed musky spermaceti? - Ishmael
I’m nauseous bro

lagged there for a bit (not the whale info chapters, I love you whale info chapters) but Ishmael got funny again

I think this is actually the first Covid book I’ve read

Louise dump your abusive probably murderous boyfriend and get with the hot woodsy lesbian

I need to Google the New York fascination with naming towns after Greek cities

TURTLE SOUP BALLS ANS CALFS HEAD MENTIONED !!!

turtle soup mentioned

They said it! (moby dick)
also damn they hate this one whale jeez

Tag yourself in whale taxonomy. I’m a grampus obviously

okay absolutely did not realize this was a sequel until now, maybe that’s why I felt like there was such extensive lore dropping at the beginning

I like to think the preacher gives this Jonah sermon every single day

So far Ishmael is hilarious. Lowkey a manic pixie dream girl and I would not want to have a beer with him but I would like to eavesdrop on his monologues from across the bar

Opening with a szymborska quote, oh you know ball

Oop McKinsey at the scene of the crime, are we surprised

lol depressing bedtime audiobook
Arthur Sackler Ik you’re technically not to blame for the opioids bc you died before that but you have such a sinister energy that I hate you nonetheless

these guys are awful communists

Guys this feels like reading self insert fanfic bc Anne is so clearly the best character

I miss the liberal arts. And sanborn library

Book so diabolical I’m shipping cousins

My eyes hurt from rolling so hard at Linton. Can’t wait for him to die

100 pages in, where is Jacob

do we think I can read a 1000 page book during this snow weekend

I think I hate Emi and I KNOW I hate Freddie
…also Chloe girl you are doing a terrible job at not being suspicious