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TURTLE SOUP BALLS ANS CALFS HEAD MENTIONED !!!

turtle soup mentioned

They said it! (moby dick)
also damn they hate this one whale jeez

Tag yourself in whale taxonomy. I’m a grampus obviously

okay absolutely did not realize this was a sequel until now, maybe that’s why I felt like there was such extensive lore dropping at the beginning

I like to think the preacher gives this Jonah sermon every single day

So far Ishmael is hilarious. Lowkey a manic pixie dream girl and I would not want to have a beer with him but I would like to eavesdrop on his monologues from across the bar

Opening with a szymborska quote, oh you know ball

Oop McKinsey at the scene of the crime, are we surprised

lol depressing bedtime audiobook
Arthur Sackler Ik you’re technically not to blame for the opioids bc you died before that but you have such a sinister energy that I hate you nonetheless

these guys are awful communists

Guys this feels like reading self insert fanfic bc Anne is so clearly the best character

I miss the liberal arts. And sanborn library

Book so diabolical I’m shipping cousins

My eyes hurt from rolling so hard at Linton. Can’t wait for him to die

100 pages in, where is Jacob

do we think I can read a 1000 page book during this snow weekend

I think I hate Emi and I KNOW I hate Freddie
…also Chloe girl you are doing a terrible job at not being suspicious

So far this, Bunny, and Pluribus(which I haven’t watched yet) are forming the ultimate hive mind trifecta in my eyes

rejoice for Cathy is dead

I hate everyone in this book except for maybe Nelly. I do respect that Catherine had one stressful conversation and was like fuck this I’ve decided to go mad now