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“Poseidon,” said Chiron. “Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God.”

i'm knee deep in skyrim fanfiction rn so my reading progress has slowed significantly lmao

rereading this after having rewatched the first episodes of the show and everyone was casted so perfectly omfg. like i knew that already but the cast was fr pulled straight from the books

now that i'm annotating and color coding, i'm really noticing some of the insane quotes in this book. grrm has such a unique way with words that i haven't really seen anywhere else

ermmmm sir why are you calling the queen perfection u have a girlfriend

broooo if ned were just like a little less honorable he would've been the best player of that damn game of thrones

two battles back to back in the very beginning took me out for a sec but we are back IN. we're establishing character dynamics and i feel like several of them are going to die and kickstart the story

i saw a tiktok that said "rip robert baratheon you would've loved drinking and driving" so i'm stealing it

banger prologue

ok i'm kind of over thinking of dead memes for everyone BUT having a GoT and skyrim hyperfixation at the same time is peak

rip daenerys targaryen you would've loved how to train your dragon

kinda starting to slow down with this one... saw a review that said if kvothe was a woman he'd be relentlessly called a mary sue and that shifted my whole perspective lmao.

also on a 2nd read, the way kvothe's dad talks to his mom makes me so uncomfy UH OH. i know it's ironic but my original reason for dnf'ing this book was because of some stuff i saw about how the author talked about women unironically so.... idk

rip catelyn stark you would've loved life360

trapis makes my heart ache

i can't think of a funny for this update

needing something a little fluffier & higher fantasy and also i hated not having a woman in my current reads

it's hitting me this time around that kvothe is 100% a gifted child

rip renly baratheon you would've loved rupaul's drag race

hope y'all are ready for unhinged updates again

forgot abt the prose... so pretty

nah man fuck this book fr

man FUCK this book (part ?)

goddddd bro this book will be the death of me

mannnnnn fuck this book

oh HELL no

shit's getting real now omfg