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Zoe is the only decent person in this fucking book and it makes sense bc she's a LESBIAN

no because she deserved that he ate you and rightfully so

I'm gonna lose my shit 😐

A24 is gonna blow out their budget on these songs brother

that article of hers was legitimately the best part of her entire character so far

good lord he's a BUMMMMM GET UP GIRL

trader's joe wine as 9/11 actively happens oml

guys he's a misogynist can we maybe consider he might be a misogynist

they are both incredibly insufferable

hey so there's no way right right right there's no way

oh nononononoonoooo

I'm sorry whatttatata???????

i got chills man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he's so dead bro he's soooo dead

I don't like this 😭😭😭😭

this is soooooooo buzzy

I'm confused

i have a really really bad feeling about this

hey so I don't like the sound of that

we've lost the plot wth is going onnnnn

this is just bad on top of bad on top of bad on top of bad like can we get a break 😭😭😭😭

OHHHHHHHHH BROOOOOOTHEEEEEEER

yale university surely does not like the contents of these books right

it's so joever

bro they're perfect for each other

galaxy stern my goat

I'm gonna throw up